Nation Bulletin

Leader makes "Guns or Butter" speech

Peace through Strength (and a good diet)

By King Surfer Captain Good Vibes
10/06/2022 07:22 am
Updated: 10/06/2022 07:35 am

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The King Surfer, Captain Good Vibes made a speech today about the importance of Peace through Strength.

"We have no butter, but I ask you /Would you rather have butter or guns? /Shall we import lard or steel? Let me tell you /Preparedness makes us powerful. /Butter merely makes us fat."

A vital element in keeping the peace is our military establishment. Our arms must be mighty, ready for instant action, so that no potential aggressor may be tempted to risk his own destruction