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Unnecessary NUCLEAR WEAPON burns toast

A raid gone nuclear - the story of how a desperate nation resorts to nuclear weapons to attempt to make a point...

By Bo Omand Bang
10/04/2022 09:08 am
Updated: 10/04/2022 09:08 am

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A raid gone nuclear - the story of how a desperate nation resorts to nuclear weapons to attempt to make a point...

 

The raid war between Southshire and 7th Heaven has taken a new turn, after the defending nation needlessly and callously resorts to using nuclear weapons.

 

In response to this dangerous escalation, one local resident - Bigba Ng - reports that their "washing dried slightly quicker", whilst another - who wishes not to be identified - said "my toast was a little overdone as a result, and I don't see what I've done to deserve it".

 

His Majesty, King Kieran I, called out the childishness of going nuclear, claiming it helped no one and was a dangerous escalation in the war by a nation that no longer care.

 

"This escalation adds nuclear weapons to this war, on a scale we thought we would never see," His Majesty said, adding "we must get justice for the burnt toast".

 

We will easily build back stronger, no matter how many dangerous escalations by our enemy nations

His Majesty, King Kieran I

 

7th Heaven maintain the ability to DM for peace despite this irresponsible, reckless and inappropriate escalation.

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Posted October 04, 2022 at 6:34 pm

Copium overdose

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