Nation Bulletin

Turtle escapes from Gwynllwg zoo, outruns walrus

Everything is going to hell in a handcart.

By Brenin Lord Tredegar
06/29/2021 09:19 pm
Updated: 06/29/2021 09:19 pm

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Gwynllwg didn't even realise it had a zoo. Well I guess we learn something new everyday.

In other news the Penguins have hatched an audacious plan to take over the lion enclosure. The zebras are reactionaries and the antelopes are in a class of their own. Apart from that, everything is peachy.

We have discovered a new continent, henceforth to be known as Incontinentia.
 

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