We import two thirds of our cheese... that is a disgrace!
By Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
09/28/2022 08:42 pm
Updated: 09/28/2022 08:42 pm
Fresh from crashing the pork markets, Liz Truss (Former TeaSock of Middle England) has been appointed as Agriculture Tsar for Northumbria.
In a statement, the TrussBot 2000 said:
"Our exports have increased by more than a billion pounds over the last four years - and the results are superb. They are absolutely superb".
Truss then continued on a bizzare rant about Apples, Pears and Cheese, before setting out her ambition for Northumbria to start selling tea to China.
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