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Due to the amount of Socialist and Capitalist cookies that are being sold, we realized that we need Atomic cookies, with a recipe thats 60% frozen reactor soup, 20% ice cream cookie dough, 20% uranium bits, you will be rushing to eat before yo- I mean they expire. So if you want some, call us at (666) 420-6969 Hiroshima, that's (666) 420-6969 Hiroshima.
DISCLAMER BY THE JAPANESE ISLES HEALTH DEPARTMENT: These cookies are highly radioactive and are banned in all provinces except for Okinawa. They are also not allowed to be exported, they are a class 1 substance, HIGHLY DANGEROUS
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I think I'm just going to stick with Rimskaya's cookies for now...
Good idea
I doubt this would even be dangerous, in a world where an nuclear war happens every week without managing to get cancer at age -0.3, humans are probabaly perfectly fine to be eating uranium.
Dunno, these cookies are radioactive even for Orbis tho