Nation Bulletin

Atomic Cookies

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By Totally not cringe cookie company
09/26/2022 08:51 pm
Updated: 09/26/2022 08:51 pm

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Due to the amount of Socialist and Capitalist cookies that are being sold, we realized that we need Atomic cookies, with a recipe thats 60% frozen reactor soup, 20% ice cream cookie dough, 20% uranium bits, you will be rushing to eat before yo- I mean they expire. So if you want some, call us at (666) 420-6969 Hiroshima, that's (666) 420-6969 Hiroshima.

 

 

 

DISCLAMER BY THE JAPANESE ISLES HEALTH DEPARTMENT: These cookies are highly radioactive and are banned in all provinces except for Okinawa. They are also not allowed to be exported, they are a class 1 substance, HIGHLY DANGEROUS 

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Posted September 26, 2022 at 9:15 pm

I think I'm just going to stick with Rimskaya's cookies for now...

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Posted September 26, 2022 at 9:17 pm

Good idea

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Posted September 26, 2022 at 11:02 pm

I doubt this would even be dangerous, in a world where an nuclear war happens every week without managing to get cancer at age -0.3, humans are probabaly perfectly fine to be eating uranium.

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Posted September 26, 2022 at 11:08 pm

Dunno, these cookies are radioactive even for Orbis tho

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