Rimskaya, after responding elsewhere, would like to officially deny and claims of our glorious and revolutionizing Chocolate Chip Cookies we have begun exporting containing any trace of Socialist Propaganda or drugs to addict consumers. N.R.I.N.S.L.E.R.D., our scientific departments collective organization founded sometime back, has already run tests on the cookies and confirmed they are indeed free of these suggested additions, and the only added ingredients that makes them so unique, in the words of the scientists themselves, are "Pride and Love".
Any countries banning these from their shelves is effectively proving they do not believe in their supposed "free market economy". Come now, these are the best cookies in town! Just look at this review by a new member of Luna's Parliament:
"My brother owns a bakery in Lyra, and they make pretty good cookies down there, but they come nowhere close to these! I knew that we could trust Rimskaya's new product." -Zora Meissner; recently elected a member of the Parliament after serving two years as a part of the Department of Epidemiology.
I don't see any revolutionary sentiment in there now, do you? Let it be known, Rimskaya's beautiful cookies are completely safe for consumption in any realm, and will not cause any negative side effects for the Bourgeoisie or state government- unless they start to ban the cookies, as then anyone who has eaten them will be so sad from missing the fantastic flavor they won't hesitate to politely request they come back.
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Doubt.