On May 15th, 2080, Grand Chancellor Binga Ding ordered a raid on the Commonwealth of Virginia's banks and government offices to take valuable intel on their military and take the cash in the banks. Many people believe this is not an economic war but a political one. A secret individual confirmed this was not a raid war but a political war. The main reason Binga Ding wants to invade the Commonwealth of Virginia is to kill the new prime minister Alexander Hall. He is on the Stinga Ding Mercenaries' most wanted list for leaking classified documents while he was the secretary of the Singa Ding Mercinatied in the city of Busha Ding. The documents that he stole and released to the public were on the bases of troop deployments, military structure with the names and addresses of high-ranking officials, and the type of weaponry the infantry and mechanized infantry used in combat and training situations. These released documents resulted in the deaths of 20,000 soldiers and over 100,000 civilians killed in terrorist attacks. Alexander Hall is the reason for the Casitania war (The bloodiest war in Stinga Ding history) by telling the leader of Casitania about our weakness and when our nuclear launch codes were. They used our nukes against us, leaving 500,000 men, women, and children dead in the blink of an eye.
After these allegations came out, The Grand Chancellor of Stinga Ding said," The allegations are accurate; we have declared war on The Commonwealth of Virginia. We have done so to hunt down and kill Alexander Hall for the crimes of Treason, Espionage Against The State, Espionage Against The Federal government, Unintentional man slaughter X 520,000, Plot Against The State, and Crossing International Lines to Evade Capture. Alexander Hall is not a good man nor a man to be reckoned with; he is controlling the Commonwealth of Virginia nation with ill intentions that are only in favor of his selfish ways. We want this man dead, and any person that stands with him, this will make Orbis a better place for everyone." So it confirmed The Grand Chancoler wanted Alexander 6 feet under; Binga also instituted a draft to help with the search party for Alexander.
While the war still raged on, the Stinga Ding mercenaries were able to capture some of Alexander's subordinates. Including Shtonga Binga, Boogabonga Bing, and Busha Shtong
Shtonga Binga
Crimes: Harboring Fugitives, Manslaughter, and torture
Last Know picture of Alexander Hall
Two of his associates took plea deals not to have their faces or crimes revealed. In return, they gave up valuable information on Alexander Hall; They gave up his residence, safe houses, and the security of his military escorts. This information will all come in handy when capturing Alexander Hall.
Three days after Shtonga Binga was captured, the Stinga Ding mercenaries hit a raid on the House of congress. They successfully took Alexander Hall, with only ten soldiers shot and killed. Alexander Hall will be trialed on June 1st, 2080; he will not have the right to a jury or an attorney; he will be found guilty and receive the death penalty for his crimes.
Thank you for reading The Stinga Ding Military report, and have a fantastic day. And thank you so much to the Commonwealth of Virginia for being chill about the war!
