Zustrich eating its first nuke leeeeeeet's goooooo !!!!!

Excerpt from the National Zustrich News :

There was an error in yesterday's weather forecast. We announced a great sun but due to a small setback we had an even greater sun ! And after that sun came a little bit of radioactive rain but don't worry. Just put on your emergency NBC equipement and you should be safe. As for the little damage dealt by the rain it was instantly rebuilt back to normal, and even reinforced because everyone knows that a nuclear rain actually reinforces your nuclear power plant by making it even more nuclear.

Let's listen to what our proud citizens think of the meteorological situation :

"These atomic winds make me feel like a little breeze on my skin. Very pleasant." - citizen

Our Primu announced today that he will send even more troops to control the weather by force. He even declared :

"Finally something interesting happens in this war ! Damn it was starting to become boring" - Primu Aleksandar Khoroshiy

As a reminder, it has already been some time since our allies got unjustly attacked without any warning, and that we came to their rescue by attacking the two nations attacking them and beating them on all fronts since then. Our beloved Primu is also thinking about launching a missile on both their presidential palaces to celebrate his victory.

That's all for this News Bulletin.

May the Supreme Leader bless us all and guide us to victory

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