FSA Takes Care of Federal Offense

As warned by the nation of Luna, there was indeed a fugitive that escaped from the PUI (Prison for Untoasted Idiots) that toasted their lettuce! Can you believe it? LETTUCE

As shown by my other bulletins, toasting anything that is not bread or root vegetables will result in punishment of the highest order that is legal in Ganymede. 

Anyway, back to the story, this fugitive was found walking down the street chomping on their toasted LETTUCE by an anonymous person, and of course they notified the FSA (Frog Security Agency) immediately. The FSA was there to clear the scene in no time, and the fugitive was sentenced to a life long sentence in the torture facility of the PUI, in which he will be forced to drink untoasted lettuce smoothies for every meal every day until he rots and dies in that disgusting place he must call home.

And let this be a lesson to all of you fools who are anti-toasted root vegetables: The PUI is always open.