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The Wei Economy Is In Tatters.

After recovering from a crippling financial crisis due to a bank heist and ad-related over expenditures, The Wei economy is in tatters again.

By Borg
08/26/2022 09:55 am
Updated: 08/26/2022 09:59 am

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After recovering from a crippling financial crisis due to a bank heist and ad-related over expenditures, The Wei economy is in tatters again.

We interviewed several locals about the situation.

"We're really struggling to put food on the table and the government splurges on a moon rocket?"

"Space is cool, but so is my lack of central heating from rising gas prices. They need to get their priorities straight."

"I no longer see the Wei. Most of last year's federal budget was blown on a flashy marketing campaign, but that's all it is. I got sucked in by the dream. It's all empty promises."

Pictured below: 
The design of Wei's esteemed moon rocket. NASA scientists believe it has little chance of breaking orbit but leading recipients of the Wei's failing higher education system say otherwise. 

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Posted August 26, 2022 at 12:17 am

i guess you can say dont let this get in your wei

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Posted August 26, 2022 at 12:27 am

Ad-related overexpenditures? That's just the Wei being the Wei. They have the only ad to get 200+ upvotes, half of the ads existing, three of the top 5 ads for most upvotes, and are slandered for their marketing identity.  If you think the Wei is ever going to let up a bit on those 800x100 GIFs and PNGs, think again.

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