The UFC’s scientific breakthrough
”So, Mr. Space Frog sir, how do you feel about this interview?”
”I like toasted root vegetables.”
”Interesting…“
”You should try them. They are nice and crispy!”
”Uh, no thanks, really, sir.”
”Suit yourself.”
”So may I ask, what exactly were you doing on the moon?”
”I’m the Space Frog, duh!”
“True, but what exactly is a space frog?”
”Now look here mister, I’m the Space Frog, I’m the one who has enough brains to eat toasted vegetables, and now that think about it, I’m the only one with any brains at all! So take your lightly salted nutria rats and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
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