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8 Mossad agents captured by the Militärpolizei!

8 agents of the Mossad, the Israeli secret services, have been captured by the Militärpolizei after a raid against Latino terrorists.

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08/16/2022 07:46 pm
Updated: 08/16/2022 09:07 pm

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Südlicher Hafen - Yesterday night, the Militärpolizei arrested 8 Jewish agent, among the 200 people arrested near Südlicher Hafen after a raid in a abandoned hangar. All those people have proven links with La Resistancia Latina, a latino terrorist group actively fighting against the very existence of New Prussia, against our State and our People. Yesterday night’s raid was a gigantic blow to the rebel organisation, and top police officials among with Senators of the Volkstag have confirmed that the group’s end is near, and that all they can do now is desperate terrorist attacks. However, one question remained, until today. Who was providing the insurgents with weapons and food? Despite our first thoughts were incriminating our hostile and anti German neighbours of Chile and Argentina, we quickly came to the conclusion either La Punta or Nukeya were funding them, until today. Following the capture of 8 Mossad agent, our secret services quickly assembled the puzzle, and came to the conclusion the Israelis were the ones behind, secretly supporting the Latino insurgents. 
 

Generalfeldmarschall Johannes Engelbert said today, addressing the Volkstag:

The Mossad… the J e w s… it wouldn’t be the first time since the end of the Second World War that they would be attacking us Germans. They took profit from the horrendous actions the National-Socialists committed in order to incriminate the German people and its descendants. We New Prussians can never live in peace… Prior to the revolution, we were enslaved and oppressed by the latinos, then we had the ideological war  and territorial dispute with neighbouring La Punta, after which mercenaries waged terror across our land… and now the J e w s are supporting our  former oppressors! Our ancestors fled Prussia following the Soviet invasion, and since then we‘ve thrived here in this God blessed land that we love… and that we are ready to defend.

The inspiring words of Engelbert led to the Volkstag taking the decision to cease diplomatic relations with Israel, and to order a parliamentary commission to investigate. The 8 Mossad agents shall remain incarcerated in the meantime. An embargo has been put on Israeli goods and the Navy has begun blockading and intercepting Israeli ships approaching Southern Patagonia. 

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Posted August 16, 2022 at 8:21 pm

Ah Christ I'll have to take all the heat for this too

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