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CAPSLOCKIA SENDS $75K TO ANY NATION DENOUNCING ZARITHICA

INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC PRESSURE MUST BE APPLIED TO THE HEINOUS DEPLORABLE PIRATE NATION OF ZARITHICA

By SPEAKER CAPSLOCKIUS
08/11/2022 09:59 am
Updated: 10/24/2022 09:41 pm

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THE GLORIOUS LOUD NATION OF CAPSLOCKIA IS ENGAGED IN A COLD WAR AGAINST THE PARASITIC PIRATE NATION OF ZARITHICA ( https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=420462 ). DUE TO INTERNATIONAL PRESSURES CAPSLOCKIA HAS CEASED MILITARY AND ESPIONAGE ACTIVITIES, BUT CONTINUES TO COMPASSIONATELY PERSUADE ZARITHICA TO CHANGE BIO TO ALL CAPS AND TO CEASE THEIR PARASITIC PIRATE WAYS.

TO ADVANCE THIS GOAL OF MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER MORE ALL-CAPS PLACE, CAPSLOCKIA WILL GIVE $75K TO ANY NATION THAT DENOUNCES ZARITHICA. AN ADDITIONAL $25K WILL BE SENT IF THE DEPLORABLE NATION IS ALSO EMBARGOD.

CAPSLOCKIANS DEEPLY CARE FOR WORLD PEACE AND PROGRESS, AND DESIRE FOR THIS NATION TO CHANGE THEIR WAYS. OR FOR ZARITHICA TO PAY $9M TO HAVE PRESSURES LIFTED.

OFFER ENDS OCTOBER 10 2022