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Scotland-Assyria has aquired missiles

The Neo-Feudal State of Scotland-Assyria aquires missiles, Johnny Ur hosts dance patry to celebrate

By State Director Johnny Ur
08/07/2022 07:34 am
Updated: 08/07/2022 07:34 am

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On 9/18/2078 Scotland-Assyria has plundered a steel mill aquiring the steel needed for the Missile Launch Pad National Project. The Project was subsequently built and the 1st Scotland-Assyrian missile was built.

To celebrate, State Director Johnny Ur hosts a dance party where he invites all 2 million citizens of Scotland-Assyria to party. So far almost everyone attended with the ones who did not attend were either sick or convicted criminals. Admiral Solomon Drury did not attend the party which is weird but we remembered that he's probably in Fief Feilds... sleeping.