Nation Bulletin

President Marius Draghii assassinated!

Today, at 09:50, President Marius Draghii has been assassinated by an unknown individuals.

By The Nutella Times
08/06/2022 11:08 am
Updated: 08/06/2022 11:08 am

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Today Marius Draghii, President of European Nutella for no more than 8 days, was supposed to be at a conference debating the events that unfolded at the J8, however he could not show up. While the conference attendees were waiting for him, wondering why he was late, the police of Nutella City announced to have found his dead body in a stolen car. Hour of death was estimated to be 09:50 of that very morning. Apparently he was abducted by unknown individuals during the night and then he was beaten and tortured, before being killed and put into a car for his body to be found 40 minutes after his death.

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(The car containing Marius Draghii's dead body)

All parties within the Parlamentum spent a minute in silence to mourn his loss but alas, immediately started blaming each other. Meanwhile supporters of each faction took up arms and seized whatever territory they could, then at 15:00 all factions denounced the others and claimed sole leadership over European Nutella. It is clear that now with the last person holding the nation together dead the civil war is inevitable and it is only a matter of time before the first shots are fired. Down here we will include a map of territories and the factions that currently hold them.

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Lastly, we at The Nutella Times have already sent most of our workers home and we encourage all who read this quickly put together news to stay safe, whichever side you're on. From the last 10 people in the editorial and everyone else who has already fled the offices: goodbye, it's been a pleasure providing accurate news to you. Stay safe. In Harambe Speramus.

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Posted August 07, 2022 at 11:47 pm

This is horrible the anti communists must win 

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