Nation Bulletin

We Pulled a Funny

:D

By Rimskaya State Publication Committee (R.S.P.C.)
08/05/2022 07:48 pm
Updated: 08/05/2022 07:48 pm

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It was harder than we thought, but when it was finished, it seemed so simple.

We sent [REDACTED] into the Chaos Insurgency.

He infiltrated their capital.

Found the Engineer while he was asleep.

Given powers from Dreemurr himself, he was able to resist the calling of it...

that...

mask...

But that was it. That was his goal.

He grabbed the Engineers own hammer, tha had caused so much harm to his home country. Just as he was about to swing, the Engineer woke, as if he could see what was happening as he slept waiting for the perfect moment.

My Trotsky, he was strong. He lifted my hand away with his pinky alone. But with his hammer in my hands, I knew I had him already. I tell you; it was a hard fight. But I did it. I pushed him just long enough, and...

and...

I pulled off the mask. 

It gravitated towards him, like it had been there his whole life, born with it. I thought it would chop my fingers off trying to get back to him. But I dropped it, and without hesitation, I destroyed it. The Engineer suddenly fell. I knew he was weak. But knowing what could happen, I had no choice. I-

I killed him.

I can hear the soldiers coming already. I'm a dead man. I hope this transmission reaches in time.

Long Live Rimskaya.

Good luck, to the world.

heh...

Time to go see Babushka...

(End of Transmission)

Replies

Posted August 06, 2022 at 12:00 am

That Engineer Is Dead!

And now we know your weaknesses.

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Posted August 06, 2022 at 12:07 am

This is exactly what the talks in Copenhagen were for.

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