Nation Bulletin

Rimskaya has Problems with Furries

Uh-oh

By Rimskaya State Publication Committee (R.S.P.C.)
07/30/2022 05:01 pm
Updated: 07/30/2022 05:01 pm

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Despite the ongoing lockdown, a wave of protestors has taken to the streets, all of which are: FURRIES. This is the only race of "people" the Rimskayans are not protective of, and now they think they can not only defy a nationwide lockdown, but also defend their disgusting ways? I think not!

The military has begun trying to round them up, but their calls of "mass-murder" is starting to resonate with the people who are using it to call into question "Rimskayan Socialist Equality."

This has resulted in multiple breaches across the country of the lockdown by furries and humans alike, demanding an end to the killings and accept furries into the country. This is bad. Democraticus spoke out on this as soon as he could:

"These are not humans. They are animals, not even that. We don't know what they are, but they are not like us. The lockdown is still in place, and all those in defiance will be dealt with exactly as we detailed. Stop this nonsense immediately.

On the brighter side, I would like to note the sudden bridge we have found between us and our rivals. The furries have begun rising up all over the world, taking advantage of the crisis situation to further their goals. THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED. We politely call for a temporary end to hostilities to deal with this sudden issue as quickly and decisively as possible."

All Rimskayans not participating in the protests, for your safety, continue to stay in your homes and abide by the lockdown protocols. Do not let furries into your home, as that is now a criminal offense. All furries are to be arrested on site; resistance is warrant for immediate KOS.

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Posted July 30, 2022 at 9:11 pm

Those damn furries! We should have killed them when we had a chance, now theyre HUGE in numbers! These animal-fucking bastards wont live for much longer!

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