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how does the llama tackle the russia-ukraine war?

the llama is an incredible species of the animal kingdom capable of many things, like starting cults, having many followers, stabbing people and eating their hands

By Valentine
07/29/2022 09:02 pm
Updated: 07/29/2022 09:02 pm

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how does the llama tackle the russia-ukraine war?

the llama is an incredible species of the animal kingdom capable of many things, like starting cults, having many followers, stabbing people and eating their hands to name a few, but we all know deep down that they're capable of much more.
the llama is secretly the smartest coder in europe, and has bypassed all security measures to russia's launch codes and now has access to all of russia's nukes and missiles.
the llama hums and looks at the people in his basement, looking hungry as usual, as well as the lines of code that make up fuquiem.
the llama closes the program fuquiem's on, and closes the lights on the people in his basement, one they call "valentine" and the other that they call "beans".
the llama, now in absolute darkness, decides to launch all missiles and nukes on moscow, and throws a missile in veneto, italy, just because, and everything goes quiet...

1 month later

the news now talk about moscow disappearing, along with a part of veneto and all russia's nuclear weapons and ballistic missiles, and they are trying to find whoever did this.
russia got annexed by ukraine, even if now it's basically useless, the geiger counter almost beeps as often as it would if it got pointed at TKR, so food is literally ungrowable, and the temperature has gone up a bit, almost creating natural disasters everywhere.
the people in the llama's basement, after watching the news, look the llama in his eyes, and simply spit up a simple "why?"
the llama looks at both of them, and spits in their eyes, and does not add anything else.
the llama is now satisfied and is very tired, so he decides to go out to eat some freshly cut grass surrounding the mystical "church of atom".

the end

 

-By Valentine