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Aemulatus Est Mundum Releases Trade Sanctions on Dauchh Palki

"Fart Motel Peach Person is Kinda Epic I Guess?" - Cid

By Cid
06/20/2022 08:08 am
Updated: 06/20/2022 08:08 am

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Our glorious nation released trade sanctions on Dauchh Palki, nation with expertise on fart motels and peaches apparently. When asked for comment the leader of Dauchh Palki who we never bothered to ask the name of (or cared to research) said "My Namma Jeff" Very stunning and brave to say such a thing and perfectly aligns with Orbis's woke liberal gay atheist agenda or something idk. Anyway. I don't know what I'm doing lol Who left me in charge of this nation's news? 😏