Gas 2. Coming to a pump near you! "What's Gas 2?"
We are pleased to announce that after a war that started when the circus that came to town we devoted a better gas product: Gas 2. Gas 2 in materia infused to give a better cleaner fuel to products that use it. But what is Gas 2? I'm glad you asked but for now I cannot give any further details about it to you. The only thing I can mention is that it arrives at a pump near you very very soon. It will be slightly cheaper than gas itself and it will soon phase out all production of Gas and become this countries main fuel source.