Nation Bulletin

Cobbastani Intelligence Agency (CIA) Denies Involvement In Latest Military Engagement

The Backrooms Bloc is "Simply Smallfry Compared To What We Have Planned."

By Josephiah Bernsteina, Neo-Footscray Times
06/16/2022 04:51 am
Updated: 06/16/2022 04:51 am

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CIA Leader Sammayed Al-Hussein has come to the Neo-Footscray Times to declare to the Cobbastani people that our nation's Mose recent conflict was a mere military exercise in comparison to what the Cobbastani Intelligence Agency has planned with the Cobbastani Military. Our great nation eagerly awaits what is to come from our glorious, illustrious, god emperor Sammayed Hydid.