War…again?

Neu Königsberg - The Organisation of Free Nations is under attack! Last night, the Commonwealth of Virginia was savagely attacked by Westeros! Worst, it was a surprise attack! Westeros, full of degenerates and fagots, capitalists and wokes, a disgusting gang of pirates, rapists and savages, declared war on the newly formed OFN for “target practice purposes”. This was going to happen, sooner or later; from the very beginnings, we already knew that satan was gonna send his puppets to fight against us, in a final confrontation against our Civilisation. Later yesterday, the corrupt, totalitarian and degenerate Nukeya threatened of nuking our nation and the whole OFN, causing the Volkstag to give emergency powers to the Enclave Department, a governmental ministry specialised in emergency situations involving nuclear catastrophes. The Enclave Cabinet later decided to activate the Emergency Vital Defence System, completely protecting us, but also isolating us. Many in the Volkstag criticised this decision, accusing the Enclave government officials to be cowards.

Despite our nation is still safe, except for some naval attacks off the coast, there is constant fear, and many of us are stressed and scared of what will happen when the Emergency Vital Defence System will go down. The Staatspräsident, usually a very formal person, has been seen unguarded at the center of Neu Marienburg,, cheering the crowd and giving war speeches. As he climbed back into his train, he said the following phrase to the crowd: “!@#$ NUKEY, YEAH !@#$ YOU AND YOUR CORRUPT REGIME!”

New Prussian Volunteers have been sent to fight against Westeros in allied countries, mainly in Afrikanerland and Cascadia. Our soldiers, mainly veterans from the Femboy-Prussian War, are tired and remember the horrors of war, but are still motivated and willing to fight until death for our Nation, with the hope to reclaim our former glory and to bring our nation to greatness. The Death Korps, the NPR’s most feared soldiers, have been sent to Afrikanerland to fight under President Wallis‘ command. Nukeyan troops fear the bloodthirsty Korpsmen, and the Korpsmen fear nothing but God.

We must now prepare for war. We must now prepare for the worst. This is the war that shall end all wars between the OFN and Westeros. We shall fight in the skies, on the land and on the ocean, but we shall never surrender! Our cities might be annihilated and flattened by bombs, but our nation will never disappear, our people will never loose hope and our civilisation shall forever thrive. Gott mit uns!

Our troops in Virginia fighting against Westeroan forces: