Nation Bulletin

First Military Parade in N.R.O.M

Government organizes a parade in Skopje to celebrate the military - And other news.

By Nikolas Zafirovski
05/23/2022 11:24 pm
Updated: 05/23/2022 11:24 pm

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Just recently, N.R.O.M allocated a large sum of money in military funding, producing 50 new tanks, 3 new fighter aircraft, and successfully enlisting 2,000 new army and air force personnel. The Macedonian military marched through Skopje this morning, cheered on by crowds ranging in the tens of thousands.

Soldiers and tanks donning the Macedonian flag rolled through the entirety of the city, with a decorative flyover by the three new fighters introduced to the defense force. 

The military expansion was introduced alongside the Nuclear development program, which is the King's plan to eradicate dirty electricity and replace it with cleaner, safer power. Over 3 million denars was invested into the resources and construction of a major uplift in Skopje, the first city to receive a fully functioning nuclear powerplant in the outskirts of the city. All coal mines and power plants were shut down, demolished and recycled. The King also authorized the construction of a hospital and sports stadium in Skopje, completely obliterating the rising disease rate in the city.

King Karusa made a brief comment on Skopje's development: "Over the next few days, all cities will be receiving a new powerplant and hospital. Skopje's success in introducing these new megastructures gives us great optimism in developing the rest of the country." 

The Macedonian OBL team "Lions of Macedon" now have a home stadium to play and train in thanks to the construction of Tose Proeski Arena in Skopje. 

The Macedonian defense force continues to grow in size as more money is poured into it, yet King Karusa still believes the military is too small.

King Karusa had this to say: "The military parade in Skopje is great for a sense of community, and safety. Yet we still do not have enough to hold our own against similar sized states. We need in the very least, 100 thousand soldiers. We're also aiming for an increase in our vehicle inventory, 250 tanks and 50 jets are goals we are aiming for in order to be confident about Macedonia's safety." 

I believe I can speak for everyone when I say, we are hopeful for the future under the King's rule. But perhaps he may need some better financial advisors, as we heard around 15% of the nuclear powerplant funding accidentally went into a mass aluminum purchase... Which is why the powerplant was delayed until today.

This short newsletter was written by Nikolas Zafirovski of the National Newsletter Bulletin of Macedonia. 

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