Nation Bulletin

All clocks hit 0 in the Blink Empire

Blink Empire goes nuclear

By BlackPink Times
05/22/2022 03:30 am
Updated: 05/22/2022 03:37 am

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The following is a extract from the official newspaper of the Blink Empire.

May 6th 2076, all clocks hit 0:00 in the mighty Blink Empire to mark the historical event in which the notoriously against nuclear warfare Blink Empire changed its stance on the subject. 

Officially announced The Blink Empire is now a nuclear power.

Statement from Luns - 

The aggressive unprovoked attacks against The Blink Empire has forced our hand.

War criminals operating within the Clock bloc must be held accountable for the human rights violations committed in this unprovoked attack.

Blinks within the Empire agree that war criminals and those who enable them to stay in power are a threat to BlackPink album sal.... (static)..... Global security.

Signed Luns

 

Interviews with the researchers working on the nuclear warheads have said that they have attached speakers to the nuclear weapons so that before impact those in the blast radius hear the hit song Whistle specifically the part "make them whistle like a missile bomb, bomb every time I show up, blow up" on repeat.

 

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