Nation Bulletin

For the first time the kiwi empire has fallen in debt

The kiwi empire debt

By emperor jakayde21
04/12/2022 09:52 am
Updated: 04/12/2022 09:54 am

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Since the creation of the kiwi empire there as never been a time where it has been in debt before.

but today to repair the old and broken infrastructure, the kiwi emperor decided to sell off his crown to the highest bidder.

The highest bidder will receive the kiwi crown, which contains the royal jewels and and the blood of enemies of the first kiwi emperor.

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Posted April 11, 2022 at 11:23 pm

perhaps the Kiwi emperor crown jewels can be sent on a world tour of museums to raise funds and awareness about Kiwis and the Kiwi empire. King Surfer Captain Good Vibes aka The Pig of Steel would hate to see the Kiwi crown fall into the wrong hands but would be honoured to host an expose of Kiwi Empire culture that included the Crown Jewels for his nations citizens to raise funds for the Kiwi Emperor. We could also bake and sell ANZAC biscuits

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Posted April 12, 2022 at 9:25 am

https://www.recipetineats.com/anzac-biscuits-golden-oatmeal-cookies/

The crunchiness of Anzac Biscuits goes back to the roots of when they were invented – by soldiers’ wives who needed a biscuit recipe that would stay fresh for the months that it would take to reach soldiers overseas back in the early 1900’s.

The warm sweetness from the golden syrup combined with the wholesome goodness of oats and coconut is a flavour that is unique to this crunchy Australian biscuit!

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Posted April 12, 2022 at 9:37 am

Anzac cookies taste amazing

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