The War Has Ended, Peace Time Is Now Upon Us. Or Is It

I don't have my coffee yet so I'll just put it simply:

1. Peace is here, no more warcrimes.
2. Reconstruction is in progress, but will start in about a day from now.
3. The approval rating for the current government has reached an all time low, which could cause a national breakdown.
4. Comrade PaintMC is barely holding on to their sanity, as the war have given them too much PTSD through management and missiles.
5. Furry island coming soon for those who like it (why)
6. The central government is telling people to stop with the protests, go home, get to  rebuilding their nation and stop being copium-less/maidenless.
7. Minimum wage is now 69$ an hour, nice.
8. Preparations are being made for Comrade PaintMC's birthday, the problem is that it's probably too obvious and probably no one would attend.
9. Comrade PaintMC is definitely not single and is in a very loving relationship with their favourite person (help me I'm being held at gunpoint)
10. Journalist Paint Astley has mysteriously disappeared, so they will be replaced by journalist Painus Fetus Deletus.