*hoi4 war declaration sound*
By Sulista provisional military government
04/09/2022 12:01 am
Updated: 04/13/2022 10:47 am
December 6, 2074
Gizé Albuquerque, minister of defense and leader of the Igua-sul armed forces:
"I will get straight to the point. Today Igua-sul is doing a thing nobody ever had the courage to do so, I've decided to start a military operation in Dreamistan, not to kill civilians, not to kill the Wok, not to destabilize the government or its society, our only target is Hua Labs.
Axolotland tried to do this before, but they had to create fake proofs to convince Dreamistan's alliance to kick it out, so Papa Axolotl could invade Dreamistan without worrying with counters, a cowardly and unfair plan I have to admit tho.
But our nation is strong, we don't need to remove Dreamistan from an alliance to begin with, we will face anyone who tries to help Dreamistan, anyone who defends the use of bioweapons, chemical substances on civilians, war crimes and international kidnappings, we will face every single nation in Orbis, if it means to put an end to the dreamistani hostilities.
We won't ask our allies to help us, because Igua-sul has to do this itself, we want to be as fair as possible, not dragging superpowers to our side (Just like Axolotland did) However Dreamistan can choose who to call in this situation, it's up to them; They can destroy our military, kill all our men, but we will save the sulistas and their future! At any cost.
We warned Dreamistan so many times, but even so they continued using those ugly things on us, burning our forests, assassinating our leaders and citizens, moving troops toward us, and now it's time to solve it, once and for all! Dreamistan brought this to itself.
Anyway, Dreamistan could be disobedient even after this event (and I'm 100% sure they will), and rebuild Hua Labs with ghost investments, produce bioweapons again, be the weird 'revenge guy' and stuff.. Well, I'm not asking for Dreamistan's money, I'm not asking for an annexation of Dreamistan, I just want them to know that Igua-sul is a serious great nation, and to stop annoying us and hurting our people.
We tried peace, we tried diplomacy, but they refused to hear us, so I hope they learn a lesson from it. Also the Wok, if you somehow manage to hit us in the future, be sure we will retaliate again, with the double of damage and gunpowder, doesn't matter the size of your army, the quantity of allies you have, nor the alliance you are in, we won't give up this beautiful Republic we've built.
I know I will get criticized, the replies in this bulletin will bombard hate on me, and that's fine, you can say anything you think about me and my actions, I won't block the replies section, just have in mind it wasn't you the target of Zhong Xina and his reincarnation the Wok.
Thanks for your time and that's all, may the sulista people be safe and never hurt by Dreamistan again. Society leads the nation!"
"Protecting our people"
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