Is your mailbox secretly plotting against you?

We use them to communicate with eachother. To recieve and ignore tax documents. And to of course use as self defense when weapons are not an option. You know what i am talking about of course its your mailbox. But there is a sinister secret mailboxes share. Weather you know or not all mailboxes are actually sentient beings. They watch your every move and see what you do on a daily basis. That sound you heard last night was not the neigbor, it was your mailbox breaking into your house. Every day that passes the mailbox advances further into its master plan to eventually eradicate humanity. Our fates have alread been sealed and there is nothing we can do, For the mailbox mafia has already decided. Mailboxes act innocent however the moment you are not looking they will commit evil acts such as framing you for tax evasion, pinging @alex in the pnw discord server and of course deleting your precious nation you worked so hard on.

Do you really think the salt I and salt II agreements between the united states and the soviet union was about nuclear weapons? Of course not they were secret talks to counter the threat of mailboxes. And we all know what happend to one of these 2 nations.

Fear not for there is nothing you can do to stop it. The mailboxes cannot be stopped and sooner or later they will enact their final master plan destroying civilization. For now we must appease our mailbox overlords, make sure your mailbox is happy and pleased with your behavior. For it may act in your favor once the time comes for us all. 

Never trust the mailbox for they are a moral evil