the truth of the royal family?
today at 12pm, the crown prince of the kiwi empire has decided to inform the news about some interesting facts about the royal family. The crown prince said and I quote "the royal family is !@#$ up" the first person he told us about was the emperor himself, apparently the emperor doesn't worship the kiwi god but instead worship a different god.
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King Surfer Captain Good Vibes of ANZAC would like to request a Kiwi with laser beams for his zoo, there are many Kiwi laser beam worshippers here
To the leader of ANZAC the kiwi empire would love to send over some laser kiwis, just make sure to be careful with them they are dangerous without proper care
maybe who knows