The Beatles landed in the airports of two countries to masses of screaming girls (and some screaming boys), kickstarting a tour of several cities. Already several songs by the Beatles have clogged those countries' record charts, signalling that Beatlemania has gripped the nations. Previously, Beatlemania had already swept through and conquered the nation of Black Pearl, giving the pirates an uncontrollable urge to sing “And when I touch you, I feel happy inside”, to the expense of their domestic musical acts.
“I Want To Hold Your Hand” led the charge and stayed at the top of the charts for seven weeks. The song has since been replaced by “She Loves You” at the top, bumping “I Want To Hold Your Hand” to number 2. Several other songs are also currently charting, such as “Twist and Shout” at No. 3 and “Please Please Me” at No. 4. It is expected that as the tour progresses, more and more songs will enter the charts, breaking all-time records. The album, “Meet the Beatles”, has been at the top of the charts for seven weeks and shows no signs of stopping, as the Beatles prepare to release a new LP in the countries.
The Beatles are planning to drop thousands of LPs and 45s from the sky as part of the British Invasion. In case you are wondering if the records will be broken when they hit the ground, each record has a tiny parachute. Once the enemy populace can no longer resist the Beatles' songs, we will be victorious.
Update: Our air operation was a success, owing to the smarts of the commander, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, for overseeing her force of Flying Walruses. This paved the way for a successful ground invasion by the Silver Hammers led by Maxwell. The Silver Hammers aggressively hawk Beatles records to the enemy populace, and if they reject the free records, bang bang goes the silver hammer. Finally, our naval operations led by Old Fred of the Yellow Submarines is another stunning success. The country is now blockaded from receiving records not by the Beatles. It is expected they will soon succumb to Beatlemania.
