Nation Bulletin

Drunken Pirates Ambushed as "The Federation" Retaliates

New Doors Open to Diplomacy

By Richard Banger
03/16/2022 07:38 pm
Updated: 03/20/2022 04:53 pm

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On the night of 11.01.2074, pirates were taken with assault in their beds nationwide after celebrating "Rum Day". Sources say the action was a military assault-stealth operation by The Federation forces from Chickenlandia, who mistakenly interpreted the negotiation of a trade agreement with a war, unlawfully naming it "Prazil's invasion of Tung Ning". 

Unfortunately, the crimes could only be noticed the following morning. Multiple federation soldiers were caught on cameras committing violations of human rights related to the physical integrity of fellow pirates. Pictures, as the one we'll focus momentarily, show similar acts committed by landlubbers in pirate homes all over the nation. The following picture may have a strong emotional impact:

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General-Ambassador Ramzan Kadîrov met with Chickendlandian diplomats on 24.01.2074 which was going to be the first and last round of negotiations having as main topics the cease fire and the war crimes on invasion night. Chickenlandia has dismissed the allegations regarding the war crimes calling them a "cultural habit" and that any suspected individuals were to be boarded on trains and shipped to Leyenland. Further, after several hours of debate involving careful planning, graphs, charts and drawings which all came down to a grain of corn, both nations reached peace terms as they spontaneously popped up in the conversation during a moment of silence: 

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No other decisions were made about Chickenlandia's sovereignty leaving it free from any Prazilian influences with future food trading prospects on the free market, respectively related to feeding Chickenlandia's military. In the days that followed, Prazilian Ministry of Commerce, Remy Smoking Barrel, was questioned about suspicious transactions with the Chickenlandian government showing slightly increased prices: 

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Taken by surprise, the ministry stated: "Now that's one well fed souldja, hîc".