OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO AAAO O OAOAOAAAO OOOOOO AAAAO O O O O O OAAAAA A  AA AO AAAAAAAO OOOOOOOOOOH OHOHOHO OOAOAOAH OOH OHAOO O O OO OO OOOO OO AAAAAA

Translated into English: 

In the beginning, there was nothing. And then, BANG! The banana appeared. The in all of its glory then created the earth, and on the earth he placed his loyal subjects known as the "moneys". The Banana then gave the monkeys the 2 monkey commandments, which were "Though shall not use anything other than the power of the banana" and "OOOOAOOAOAOAOAAAA". 

The monkeys were given full rein over the earth, and for the first few millennia the monkeys lived in peace, and as a result this was a time of huge technological advancement. During this time of technological advancement, a small group of monkeys known as the "OOOOA" had developed a magical banana that had the power to evolve the monkeys into a "higher life form" know as the "humans". The OOOOA then began handing these magical bananas out to unsuspecting monkeys, which were transformed against their will into humans.

 These "humans" were different from the other monkeys, so they were cast out from the monkey village. In retaliation, the humans developed powerful weapons known as "guns" that went against the 10 monkey commandments. The humans than used these guns to destroy the monkey village, however a small group of monkeys managed to escape. This small group of monkeys fled to an unknown location and established the nation of "New Slandia" or in monkey, "OOOaa"