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The Monastery Orphanage of El Dorado is a nation led by Luchador Nacho Libre on the continent of Africa. The Monastery Orphanage of El Dorado's government is a Theocratic Republic with very libertarian social policies. Economically, The Monastery Orphanage of El Dorado favors extremely left wing policies. The official currency of The Monastery Orphanage of El Dorado is the Gold Standard. At 1,406 days old, The Monastery Orphanage of El Dorado is an ancient nation. The Monastery Orphanage of El Dorado has a population of 27,303,435 and a land area of 275,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 99.29. Pollution in the nation is everywhere. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.
“I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.”
-Accolades and stuff-
#1 ranked Luchador in Orbis
Longest I Wanna Ween Streak
Fattest Nation to c44
Top 30,000 player stats
Defeated Ramses
#1 Orphan's Choice Award
Bestest Orphan Savior
Bestest Luchador Medals
Bestest Friar Cook
Runner-up Bestest Mustache
Mostest loved by Orphans
#1 Corn Producer
-Televised Wrestling Events-
a Swampy Situation
Ten-Day War
Duck Hunt
The Nappening
Guns & Roses
Brawlywood
Rick's Last Roll
The Fault in Our Stars
The Way The Cookie Crumbles
Catatonic
Darkest Hour
Dodge This
One Day War
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Flag: | |
Nation Name: | El Dorado |
Leader Name: | Nacho Libre |
Currency: |
Gold Standard |
National Animal: |
Golden eagle |
History: | TFP (6/21/20 - 7/15/21) TFP advisory council (officer) promoted 7/21/20 TFP government (heir) promoted 11/7/20 TFP facilitator (leader) promoted 12/14/20 TFP Milcom Head 12/14/20 - 3/01/21 TFP Leader 3/01/21 - 7/15/21 WARS FOUGHT 700 Million Net Damage in Collapse of Coal Mines 2.0 (15-0) 1.2 Billion Net Damage in Ten-Day War (19-0) 2.4 Billion Net Damage in Leaky Faucet War (60-0) WAR MEDALS Least Committed Pacifist (Most Damage Inflicted) -CoCM 2.0 Hit and Run (Best Net Damage) - CoCM 2.0 Hero of The Fighting Pacifists -CoCM 2.0 Trigger Happy (Most wars fought) - GW15 Hit & Run (Best net damage) - GW15 Best Net Damage Most Damage Dealt WRESTLING RECORDS With TFP record: 235-12-6 200-0 w/TFP on 12/12/20 former E404 member (5/23/20 - 6/21/20) record: 50-6-17 co-founder of The Immorals (8/25/20 - 8/31/20) wrestling record: 11-0 Heir of Aphophis 99942 (9/14/20 - 9/24/20) wrestling record 7-2-3 VooDoo Gator Skull (Heir) 7/15/21 - 8/1/21 ACCOMPLISHMENTS Defeated Ramses on 03/17/2021 Quotes from Orbis...probably "Covid shutdown was awful, sure, but it also brought us Nacho." - Borg "This game needs more people like Nacho." - Canucks "We need Nacho on our side." - Kaz "Nacho is quite an impressive specimen." - Harry Flashman "I still use 'Nachoooooo' as a war dec." - Cosmos "My hermano from another soprano." - Ketya "Equally kind and terrifying." - Zero "Nacho is the greatest war mind in Orbis... too bad he got all fat and lazy." - Vice "He has saved my life on more than one occasion." - Lev "Nacho doesn't concern himself with the opinions of ninos." - Tyrion "I wish Nacho were my lover." - Scratchy "Nacho took my shine. Great hair too!" - Vel Vas "The only amigo to pop my churro." - Benfro "Maybe the sexiest mustache I've ever seen." - Morf "Easily the best fighter I've seen." - Memph "Easily the best trader I've seen." - Kinns "At least Nacho buttered his corncob before he bent me over." - Changeup "Nacho beat my pace for city building... He is superior to me in every way." - Hidude "I intentionally misquote Nacho on my nation page by stringing together several no-context comments over a year period. I pretend like it was an emotional rant to impress my friends. I simp hard for Nacho. I'll look really stupid if he ever leaks our chat." - Cino "I too will then misquote Nacho! I simp harder." - Pascal "Hey...I simped for Nacho first!" - Hughes "Nacho? The guy who called Cino a terrorist? He's stupid enough! Well, not stupid like me. I got banned for hacking other players' accounts." - Yang "Nacho actually inspires me to be a better human." - Zucc "In this world, wrestling is everything; winners like Nacho get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, the free creams and lotions, and losers that take their nation page and stats seriously are de nada." - Dryad "Nacho is by far my favorite wrestler of all time in this game." - Veins "Nacho from El Dorado? More like... El Diablo." - Thalmor "Nacho's existence gives my life purpose." - Jaden "I cherish with all my heart the golden eagle eggs of El Dorado" - MBaku "I would do anything for Nacho's love." - ToxicPepper "I would have his babies, yes." - Noble Death "We should rejoice in the coming of his splendor." - Valk "Nacho is the way and the light." - Luci "Nacho is the only one who can save any of you." - Alex Sheepy 24b5b6bb520f17b1e57b8384e44658a8ceb73651x859.png |
Geography | |
Continent: | Africa |
Land Area: | 442,568.50 sq. km |
Terrain: | |
Highest Peak: | , 0 meters |
Lowest Valley: | , 0 meters |
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People & Society | |
Population: | 27,303,435 people |
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Ethnic Groups: | - 0.0% |
Languages: | - 0.0% |
Religions: | - 0.0% |
Health | |
Life Expectancy: | 0 years |
Obesity: | 0% |
Alcohol Users: | 0% |
Tobacco Users: | 0% |
Cannabis Users: | 0% |
Hard Drug Users: | 0% |
Economy | |
Description: | |
Average Yearly Income: | $165.54 |
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): | $56,596,890,173.00 |
GDP per Capita: | $2,072.89 |
Gross National Income (GNI): | $35,239,786,400.00 |
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Military | |
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Soldiers: | 0 |
Tanks: | 22,000 |
Aircraft: | 3,300 |
Ships: | 0 |
Missiles: | 0 |
Nuclear Weapons: | 107 |
Last Updated: 07/30/2023 12:22 pm |