I'm going to copy and paste what I just posted on the GPA's forum:
I'm 50 and mostly-retired from a brief career that included teaching, writing, non-profit fundraising, policy analysis and probably something else I've forgotten. My academic training includes a Bachelor's degree in Broadcast Journalism and a Master's in Theological Studies, specializing in pastoral care of the dying and recently bereaved. (Cheery subject!) I also have my MCSE, A+, Net+, Security+, CCNA and....I dunno....other little slips of paper lying around. Business Management certificates and stuff like that.
Funny thing is, my education has yet to earn me so much as one thin dime. Not even kidding. Turns out all of it has been for personal interest.
But now that I've had a few more minutes to think about this, I realize that I'm living the freakin' dream.
It's my wife.
OK, so she's hot. And she's more than ten years younger than me, which I admit mattered a lot more when I was 35 and she was 24.
But that's not the best part.
She owns a bar.
EDIT: Or a 'pub', if you prefer.