It all began when The King in Yellow, ReaverAxis, and Shifty were tired of getting drunk and having tests of strength in their backyard. One day, after consuming considerable amounts of shit beer, we saw a light. Possibly a police helicopter, but we assumed it was ayyliens. Suddenly, we heard a voice that said “if you build it, they will come.†King in Yellow claimed to have seen the benevolent voice of the greatest martial arts instructor, Sensei John "No Mercy" Kreese. Together, using whatever spare change they had, they decided to open the Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts. Located in a local Los Angeles strip mall, together they await new recruits.
Herein contains the Paperwork. The rest of the Licenses and certifications such as the Business Operation License, the Federal Employer Identification Number(TIN), Fictitious Business Name Permit(Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts), Zoning Permit, Land Use Permit, Health Department Permit, Sales Tax License, Fire Department Permit, California State Business Weapons License(for the nunchakus), US Food and Drug Administration Meat License(for the Culinary Institute) have been omitted but will be posted in the dojo entrance which is our viewing room as required by California State, Los Angeles County and City laws. Our current rating is a huge A from the Public Health Department with a fabulous score of 98/100! However, we are left with a total amount of $2.36
Located at 1215 Wilshire Blvd in the fabulous city of Los Angeles, CA we founded the Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts. Our aim/goal is to establish a fine class of fun and active members who are willing to go the extra mile by actually being active and social. We use Discord. We would like you to also use Discord. If you want to join and do not know how to use Discord, PM one of our members. We are wanting to encourage the current and next generation of active players who can make this place even more fun and a great place to enjoy on the internet. Also, we share recipes- for consumption AND destruction! Our Dojo Masters are well trained in the Martial Arts and have fine pedigrees in diverse Culinary backgrounds and can train you in the nunchaku, karate and in proper norimaki forming techniques.
Enroll now on Discord and you will receive a special belt rank! We look forward to training with you!
Discord Link:
https://discord.gg/rZJzs6V
Protectors are:
New Pacific Order
Black Knights
The Commonwealth
Weyland-Yutani Corporation
Viridian Entente
Lordaeron