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It's Limerick, boy. - A Limerick by Dimitri Valko

That typo in limerick, you wrote.

Dear god, you deserve to be smote.

Now, I don't see the point to this,

Going off to take a piss.

As your FOFA team just took a miss.

Might as well challenge a goat.

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The Most Completely Random Poem ever that is based a little bit off of WISD0MTREE abd General Patterson's Binning - A poem by Emperor Golen II

Will you two ever shut up?

Like a squealing little pup!

Always on the bin,

Making a horrible din!

Down with your vocal cords, please - 

It least on the internet, please -

Stop binning everything, please -

Or I'll make your big fat tongue freeze!

Now I do not care for your nonsensical nonsense.

Your being such a very big nuisance!

Now will you be quiet-

Go stay at the Hyatt!

A zimber, a zomber, be silent!

No?

How not?

How come?

How how?

How simple it is.

How easy it is.

How dreadful you are.

How loud you are.

How?

How not?

How so?

Shut up.

Shut so.

But to bin, or not to bin - that is the question.

For ever how fierce, the noise -

For ever how loud, the bin -

Yet in the end, is it worth

Giving childbirth?

Why the !@#$ did I just say that?

Well at least it rhymes with that...

Such a weird sentence, I'll give ya that.

But why, oh why, did I say that?

Completely random for sure.

Seems like something hawkeye would like.

On his wheelchair after I roll him.

What's his real name - Jim?

Whatever, I'm still gonna roll him.

For sure.

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The Bins of Burn - Poems by Dimitri Valko

 

*Ahem*

WISD0MTREE-

Your mother was an exotic dancer.

You are her child with ass cancer!

 

General Peterson-

Not sure if you're doing this for the money, or the fame,

All I know is that your rhymes are damn lame.

Giving a headache, I'm sure.

Listen up- the only cure.

You need to trash that bin,

It's like you're praising a sin.

Take a step back,

Know what you lack.

Get up, keep your mind racing.

Remember, that's your heart pacing.

You can't make a life off of a fool.

Man's sweating nothing but drool.

When your life plays out, does anything matter?

Look back in thirty years, still the mad hatter.

Goodbye,

Bin guy.

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I hope you guys know where I'm getting that from. Gun control at its finest. 

 

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Also I'm doing this on my iPad that might be why

Or you could use the BBCode way. 

Put [.b] and [./b] around what you want to bold without the periods. 

 

So [.b]Hello General[./b] without the periods would be Hello General

 

In addition, you can also do these


Build a road

 

Bin that BBCode

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I found not the B

Tried so hard, yet I could not see

And despite all efforts to give help to me

I never discovered the location of B

 

 

Also I'm doing this on my iPad that might be why

 

 

Use a computer for forums - a poem by Golen II

But why?

But how?

Is it true?

Really now?

I don't think

that you should 

Use tablets 

for forums good.

For this forum

Is truly awesome

So don't discriminate

by using awesome tablets

For real, bro.

See it, bro.

Use a pc, bro.

Go buy one, go!

Seriously, now.

Get a pc, now.

Or else then, now,

to the devil you'll bow.

So go get a mac.

Or a PC.

Get on the right track.

See what I can see.

(or you can use a desktop :P)

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