Stannis Baratheon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 President Heinrich Kaufmann orders missiles to be launched at the battle site. 6 missiles are launched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 While standing on his flagship the ICN Kaga, Admiral Mayor wonders what the heck is going on now. "Alright, Fleet Captain! Tell command to send in the Carrier task fleet and order all Zero's into the air! Shoot down those missiles and take down those other planes before they land again on the enemy carrier! And order the Yamato to destroy the relic of a dreadnought turned carrier. Use all cannons and form a battle column with a screen of destroyers and cruisers. Get all land based fighters to fly escort for the Zero's. "Escort other fighters?" he says. "What about bombers?" I take him off to the side and speak quietly. "We are running low on fuel due to the embargo, we don't have enough to take on the whole allied force with current tactics, these planes are equipped with revolutionary new technology. After they take down the enemy planes with machine guns, they will go to the target and fly into it delivering a precise and massive attack. And we have filled to the brim the plane with bombs, and removed every method of escaping the plane during flight. He nods. I nod. Everyone nods and gets into their planes. "Oh! Also before I forget, someone bomb that stupid little motor boat on your way there! Take em' all out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Baratheon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 President Heinrich Kaufmann sends a telegram to Admiral Mayor saying, "o/" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 As the Swedish fighters are busy fighting,the torpedo bombers make three direct hits to the dreadnought.Slowly,the ships starts to sink below the waterline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Baratheon Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Lethamyrian forces retreat from the battle because and I quote, "It is too stupid". President Heinrich Kaufmann sends his apologies to Zafrizackery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 The dreadnought is a mess. Explosions and mens bleeding everywhere. "It's a free-for-all out there. Why are we fighting in the first place?" A can with string shoots out from the water. "Hello, this is King Bilal of Billonesia speaking. I'm a bit busy... oh.. perfect! I'll be right over there!" A midget submarine burts out from the ship's starboard. And dives into the sea. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Vonnorman laughs at the carnage. having been undetected after mounting the yamato, Sending the boat off unmanned into the fray, and climbing to a safe vantage point to watch the craft explode in a fiery exploaion. Mission sabatoge has begun. Nuclear aircraft carrier? Meet nuclear explosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Zafrizackery accepts Kaufmann's apology and proceeds to have some coffee in the breakroom of the HSMS Sweden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 The Iceberg drifts onward, devoid of power, its once-proud flag a shattered ruin from standing too high amid the ship-to-ship carnage. The Penguins stare in silence at the carnage all around them. A sailor of one of the ships, desperate for aid, partially crawls up on the iceberg. A small shadow blots out his face, and he looks up into the black visage of the Emperor Penguin. Placing a webbed foot on the sailors head, the vicious bird forces the sub-fowl underwater. Once done with the deed, the Master-bird callously wipes his foot on the ice, and waddles back to the command post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The HSMS Sweden proceeds hails toward the iceberg.''Need any help?'' King Zafrizackery calls out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Baratheon Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The Lethamyrian Armed Forces arrived with cheerleaders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Joseph Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Armenian Polar Bear Marines board the Iceberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 The HSMS Sweden starts firing on the polar bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Baratheon Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Cheerleaders start jumping onto polar bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 As bears begin to mount their assault on the Iceberg, a diminutive little blue penguin begins to churn a handcrankable siren. A line of small rockhopper penguins march out to repel, clad only in steel helmets and armed with cheap bolt-actions. A ways behind the line stands the Emperor Penguin, with a speaking cone in fin. "Enemies of the Nestingland: Your time is short. Withdraw from Krakkian soil or face eradication as only the Master-fowl can give." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Bush Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Wallachia arrives with new posts! Quote You're no longer protecting the II? We have still teamed with II and TAC (and others) to rival The Covenants. This is getting complex. #FA_Problems Big problems for TSG. Really, not kidding. If Casey and Cyradis are King and Queen does that mean they're married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILDWILDWEST Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Welcome to Orfbis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Welcome to Orfbis Ayy lmao, victory screech LELELELELELE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Emperor Golen II: Dunes srothes hark wesa nobin havin das beeters de nothres. Wesa be havin das pengines. Wesa aslo be havin das boomoom arcaft. *Drops bombs on polar bears* Emperor Golen II and High Commander Antroplar: Oyyyyyy larkin s'mesa yesa ocks yoffin, beeters de nothres! Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I can help thinking that your avatar looks like a potato... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 "Ils sont touts si idiotiques...mais c'est amusant a regarder!" Canadian Prime Minister flys in on a airplane and watches the show. Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 "Ils sont touts si idiotiques...mais c'est amusant a regarder!" Canadian Prime Minister flys in on a airplane and watches the show. Are you sure you're Canada?You sound more like Quebec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Quebec is a part of Canada! Posting in French so no one knows what I am saying Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Well I hope not for long then #IndependentQuebec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 #IndependentDenmark #IndependentNorway #IcelandSaveYourFreedom #FinlandSaveYourFreedom #Don'tJoinScandinavia Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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