Flubb Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 We're the Black Knights, and we're here to !@#$ shit up. We can be found in #bk on coldfront or on our forums. The following is our charter. In the name of The Right Honorable Yosodog, Master Black Man of the Realm, Seducer of Women, Protector of the Unholy Lands, Secretary of State for Useless Titles, Purveyor of Sexual Favors, God Emperor of the African Alliance, Lord Admiral-General President of Zimbabwe, Printer of Currency, etc., this Charter is hereby bestowed upon the Black Knights so that they may embark on their final solution to purge all that is unholy in this god-forsaken land. Article 1: The Master Black Man of the RealmThe Master Black Man of the Realm shall be the baddest mother!@#$er of all the lands and shall have a heart covered in soot and colder than an antarctic winter. The Master Black Man shall be obeyed in all things good and evil. Those who wish the Master Black Man harm or oppose him must be purged for the sake of all that is holy.Article 2: The Master of !@#$ery and Other Such ThingsThe Master of !@#$ery and Other Such Things shall ensure that threats to the Master Black Man are dealt with swiftly and severely and that many hearty laughs and “lulz†shall be had by all Black Knights.Article 6: The Lord Master Gigolo JoeThe Lord Master Gigolo Joe shall be known as the most desirable member of the realm and shall satisfy all the needs and desires of knights sworn to the Master Black Man.Article 21: Blackjack Mother!@#$ers!We hereby declare that we are the sole winners and rightful owners of all the lands and that no force shall deny our prowess or stunning denial of facts and reasoning.Article 4: The Keeper of the Royal Solitaire TableFine gentlemen and ladies of the land know the importance of a relaxing game of solitaire. The Keeper of the Royal Solitaire Table shall ensure that no infidel partake in our national pastime and shall remove any and all children who wander onto the lawn.Article 5: The “Go !@#$ Yourself†ClauseBlack Knights retains the right to number our charter and conduct our business in any goddamned way we see fit. !@#$ off if you think otherwise.Article 3: Purging the UnholyThose deemed unholy shall be purged in any of the following ways.Flogging with !@#$ WhipsDeath by CombatEnslavementAny knight failing to purge in one of these prescribed ways shall face public humiliation that may include the use of rotten fruit as a projectile.Article 18: KnighthoodAny person may apply to undergo the rigorous and dangerous task of becoming a bad mother!@#$er and a knight of BK. The Master Black Man however, reserves the right to only knight those he deems worthy regardless of any demeaning tasks an apprentice may have already undergone. Signed, The Right Honorable Yosodog, Master Black Man of the Realm, Seducer of Women, Protector of the Unholy Lands, Secretary of State for Useless Titles, Purveyor of Sexual Favors, God Emperor of the African Alliance, Lord Admiral-General President of Zimbabwe, Printer of Currency, etc. Supercheese, Master of !@#$ery and Other Such Things Mr Flubb, Lord Master Gigolo Joe LordStrum, Keeper of the Royal Solitaire Table P8ntballerdude, Tamer of Dick Wolves Jaguar, Issuer of Bestiality Licenses Irule777, Keeper of the Royal Sex Toy Library 2 Quote Sieg Kaiser Reinhard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) In defense of UPN, The Black Knights hereby declares war on Guardian. May the Knights have mercy on the poor souls. Signed, The Right Honorable Yosodog, Master Black Man of the Realm, Seducer of Women, Protector of the Unholy Lands, Secretary of State for Useless Titles, Purveyor of Sexual Favors, God Emperor of the African Alliance, Lord Admiral-General President of Zimbabwe, Printer of Currency, etc. Supercheese, Master of !@#$ery and Other Such Things Mr Flubb, Lord Master Gigolo Joe LordStrum, Keeper of the Royal Solitaire Table P8ntballerdude, Tamer of !@#$ Wolves Jaguar, Issuer of Bestiality Licenses Irule777, Keeper of the Royal Sex Toy Library Edited December 13, 2014 by Yosodog 1 Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modi_Thorsson Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Yeah us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flubb Posted December 13, 2014 Author Share Posted December 13, 2014 o/ The Right Honorable Yosodog, Master Black Man of the Realm, Seducer of Women, Protector of the Unholy Lands, Secretary of State for Useless Titles, Purveyor of Sexual Favors, God Emperor of the African Alliance, Lord Admiral-General President of Zimbabwe, Printer of Currency, etc. \o Quote Sieg Kaiser Reinhard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) The Black Knights have arrived! Songs shall be sung of this day for centuries to come! Papa Jons was better, just sayin' Edited December 13, 2014 by underlordgc Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Welcome to Orbis. You have excellent taste in images. Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELPINCHAZO Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 AHAHA! 8 members and 7 beige, good time to DoW someone. You guys are funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 AHAHA! 8 members and 7 beige, good time to DoW someone. You guys are funny! u tlkin shit m8? i bet u wunt say that 2 my face bruh We don't even know how to manage a nation yet. Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flubb Posted December 13, 2014 Author Share Posted December 13, 2014 AHAHA! 8 members and 7 beige, good time to DoW someone. You guys are funny! I think you may need to release some pent-up anger of a sexual nature. I'd like to inform you that my rates are pretty decent and I am available tonight. Mr Flubb, Lord Master Gigolo Joe Quote Sieg Kaiser Reinhard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELPINCHAZO Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 I think you may need to release some pent-up anger of a sexual nature. I'd like to inform you that my rates are pretty decent and I am available tonight. Mr Flubb, Lord Master Gigolo Joe I can pay you in Uranium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 DoE and DoW in one topic, I like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Welcome. Quote Second in Command of UPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modi_Thorsson Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 I can pay you in Uranium. Sweet, we have this War nailed! I forsee hulk babies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memph Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Welcome to Orbis !@#$es. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flubb Posted December 13, 2014 Author Share Posted December 13, 2014 Welcome to Orbis !@#$. There are so many censored words that im unsure wether thats intended to be mother!@#$ers, !@#$es, or any number of even !@#$s Quote Sieg Kaiser Reinhard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 There are so many censored words that im unsure wether thats intended to be !@#$s, !@#$, or any number of even !@#$s Wait, does every swear word get censored to the same thing? !@#$ !@#$ Well I'll be damned...how are we supposed to know whether some says things are !@#$ed or !@#$ or !@#$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) It's nice to see the black knights coming to our rescue! Our heroes! Zoot just type !@#$ instead of !@#$ or !@#$ and you will be !@#$ing fine you !@#$er Edited December 13, 2014 by underlordgc Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 It's nice to see the black knights coming to our rescue! Our heroes! Zoot just type !@#$ instead of !@#$ or !@#$ and you will be !@#$ fine you !@#$er Oh, !@#$ off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Oh, !@#$ off u wot m8? Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flubb Posted December 13, 2014 Author Share Posted December 13, 2014 u wot m8? I think he was trying to tell you to !@#$ off, but I know nothing. Quote Sieg Kaiser Reinhard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) I think he was trying to tell you to !@#$ off, but I know nothing. You sure? I think it might have been !@#$ or !@#$ instead of !@#$. Meh, whatever you say !@#$ cannon. Edited December 13, 2014 by underlordgc Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Yay us! o/ the Flubby dude and o/ that yoso dude.... merp! Oh wait thats supposed to sound better ok let me try this again... o/ The Right Honorable Yosodog, Master Black Man of the Realm, Seducer of Women, Protector of the Unholy Lands, Secretary of State for Useless Titles, Purveyor of Sexual Favors, God Emperor of the African Alliance, Lord Admiral-General President of Zimbabwe, Printer of Currency, etc. \o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguar Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Guardian is gonna burn because of us! Go Black Knights! Go UPN! additional: GO SNX! GO UPN! GO AFM! GO SuperCereal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Guardian is gonna burn because of us! Go Black Knights! Go UPN! additional: GO SNX! GO UPN! GO AFM! GO SuperCereal! Heyyy wwooonnnngggg game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Guardian is gonna burn because of us! Go Black Knights! Go UPN! additional: GO SNX! GO UPN! GO AFM! GO SuperCereal! This just in! UPN has called on it's allies in Aftermath to assist it in this war, Rose should be prepared to see counters from NADC, CCC, CRAP, TTK, Invicta, and SNX. Rose doesn't stand a chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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