Popular Post Rozalia Posted March 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2018 Lordship had been a free man for a long time, something he relished in as Lordship had always enjoyed far more the company of men. However sometimes you had to lay back and think of the radiance, and eventually he relented to his ministers' suggestion of taking a wife to strengthen his position. Only if she was deemed passable however. Minsters John Domino, Sojourner, Strife, Shlappa, and Radoje came to together in a committee to discuss possible brides. John Domino was the first to put forward a suggestion, "Brothers. Clarke's sister I've heard is both beautiful and would fulfil certain... conditions... that would please our mighty lord. Lets make for Acadia and get Lordship her hand". Entering the palace the minsters soon came upon who they thought was Clarke's sister, however when the shapely well dressed person turned around it happened to be Clarke himself. The minsters were taken aback, but it being John Domino's idea he mustered up courage and while ignoring Clarke being in a dress, asked for his sister. "My sister is a very busy women, what with her managing all the finance here in Acadia. However if you were to give her a treasure then she may well agree to this". John Domino smiled, "Clarke, our master Lordship owns much wealth and has untold amounts of treasure. Name it, and you shall have it". However when he heard that the wanted treasure was the statue of David, he was left distraught. That was one treasure Lordship certainly wouldn't do away with, and so the ministers had to turn back. Sojourner before they could leave however had a brilliant idea and rushed back to ask if Clarke could simply go dressed as he was, as his sister, filling her role as wife. Clarke covered his mouth as he giggled, "Oh? Fancy me do you? Well, I'd be fine with it... I guess.. but Lordship would have to pass the test. Is he tolerate of say... Effreu Arifluid Ambonec Angeligenders?" Sojourner tried to engage his brain with these words he had heard, but puzzled, he simply left. Strife was next and put forward Yui as a candidate. Their gender was unknown and surely that was good enough. However all the ministers were scared of Yui and so they did not inquire on it. Shlappa was up next and he tried to recall the last woman he saw... which took a good while as he suddenly noticed that the Radiant Castle sure is full of just men, however he then remembered when they had Queen M over. The other ministers were sceptical but they thought it worth a shot anyway. They met a very enraged Queen M, still angry at her mistreatment by Lordship previously over the !@#$-Cock incident. They were then assailed with insults, that they were idiots for coming to her, that even if it happened she'd break Lordship in two, that he couldn't handle none of THIS, so forth. As they listened Radoje could take no more and interjected loudly, earning a look of great fury from Queen M. Now intimidated Radoje spoke meekly, "My lady", "I AIN'T YOUR LADY" quickly interrupted Queen M with vigour. "Uh... well... I agree with you, we have been idiots. We have been speaking to men all this time when we should have been getting a ladies... I mean uh... well... well, we'd like your perspective. In your wisdom who do you think would be the best woman for master Lordship?" Queen M went silent for a moment before responding, "A woman from the east would do it. Someone like Lordship can't handle an ebon goddess like me, but those eastern women all look like young boys so they'd be up his street I'd imagine". The ministers pleased with a possible successful suggestion went back to the Radiant Castle in a rush. Quickly they learned what had been said, eastern women had a certain look that was deemed passable by Lordship. In the east the most important woman was Roquentin, however there were some concerns of her and the order she belonged to. They followed some strange religion called Communism which made no sense to any of the ministers, but no matter, all the necessary steps were taken to quickly get Lordship and Roquentin married. With her forces of the east joining together with Lordship's Radiant Empire, no one would surely be able to stop them. The Eastern army accompanied Roquentin on the trip and entered the Radiant Castle, they would merely stay a week in case things did not go well and their lady then required an escort back east. However while the opening days of the marriage went fine, the timid up to this point Roquentin suddenly morphed into quite the harpy and Lordship could not take it. He regretted his marriage and berated his ministers, saying that regardless of how a woman may look, a woman is still a woman. His suffering of his wife's words was short lived however as soon Lordship found himself imprisoned by Roquentin's eastern army who being inside Radiant Castle easily took it. Roquentin told Lordship that with their marriage the Radiant Empire had opened it's doors to Communism, and Communism is a religion of peace who will enlighten the world to it's peaceful ways... through force. Taking control of the Radiant Empire Roquentin ordered the immediate subjection of all enemies. Thalmor of the Knights Templar, the closest power who had thus far managed to avoid Lordship's wrath found his forces first to be put under attack. ComradeMilton, the former swamp liver, had somehow found himself a post in Black Knights and liked by Roquentin for his piousness towards Communism had been put in charge of that campaign. Armies from everywhere under Heaven mobilised to take on this new threat. The Roz as he travelled in his movable mansion to the now occupied Radiant Empire laughed at Lordship's plight. The Roz had 42 women in his mansion without a worry, and yet a single woman had done Lordship in. Sad! ================= tl;dr Stand Back. 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Micchan Posted March 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2018 Lordship is my husbando, stay away! I didn't read the rest 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordship Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Libel! TKR and Micchan are the only loves I'll ever know 3 Quote Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted March 19, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2018 13 minutes ago, Rozalia said: The Roz had 42 women in his mansion without a worry, and yet a single woman had done Lordship in. Sad! "A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69." Roz is a master Confucian. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Apeman Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Roz is so pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Lies and slander, Clarke's sister isn't Clarke! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radoje Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Holy shit I got mentioned in a Roz post 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roquentin Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 At least Roz was creative and made me a woman instead of using the communist guinea pig thing. I can appreciate people expressing their hate in more diverse ways. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 This heathen does not understand the true ways of Clarke's Sister. Unsurprising, only those blessed to have been in her presence, had their banks taken, can truly even begin to understand her majesty. 27 minutes ago, Roquentin said: At least Roz was creative and made me a woman instead of using the communist guinea pig thing. I can appreciate people expressing their hate in more diverse ways. I feel attacked Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Even in fictional stories, Queen M isn't with the shenanigans. So blessed to be represented so accurately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 55 minutes ago, Roquentin said: At least Roz was creative and made me a woman instead of using the communist guinea pig thing. I can appreciate people expressing their hate in more diverse ways. Do you feel pretty? 2 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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