Ikhan Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) ANN News - Bringing you the news, no matter how much you don't want it. Welcome back to ANN News, I am Wilhelm Adler, your source of knowledge about the world in a time that the truth seems to elude us. In today's news, we have the opening of a new Nuclear Fusion Reactor near Szolnok as well as the creation of a new bridge across the Salzach river, allowing travel between Austria and Ger- This just in.. Attention all viewers... Kaiser Johan I von Habsburg-Lorraine... has died at the age of 63 following a fatal heart attack at the Schönbrunn Palace in Vienna. Strangely, the Imperial family did not report anything about a battle with cardiovascular disease, leading many to suspect that he was poisoned. He is survived by his wife, Elisa von Auffang (Age 61) and his children, Franz (age 33), Wilhelm (age 30), and Alexa (age 28). His funeral will be held at the Imperial Crypt in Vienna. Foreign dignitaries are invited to attend his funeral. Long live Kaiser Franz I!The feed cuts to a slideshow of pictures from the former Kaiser's life, accompanied by the Imperial anthem played in a more somber manner than usual. Edited March 9, 2018 by Wilhelm I of Prussia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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