Holton Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) For too long Orbis has been a chaotic whirlwind of bickering and arguments that carry on with no resolution in sight. Homeless E-lawyers wandering the OWF with no place to call home. No more! Today, with my carefully crafted team of Justices, I have founded the first E-Court of Orbis! We are here to resolve any disputes you may have from trade disputes all the way up through alliance peace negotiations. Our first land-mark case: Partisan vs. the People of IQ. Presided over by Justice Abbas Mehdi, Justice TheNG, Justice Ogaden, and Justice Ameyuri. The Court invites IQ to nominate a Representative for their side of the case and to begin preparing opening statements. We will also be taking applications for impartial Justices to sit on the special panel for this case - Attempting to keep things as balanced as possible of course. Discord link: https://discord.gg/8X5brDA Edited February 20, 2018 by Holton 2 1 Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Will the Justices accept bribes? Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Buorhann said: Will the Justices accept bribes? You couldn't afford me, but sure. Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 minute ago, TheNG said: You couldn't afford me, but sure. I bribe you with a piece of bread. 5 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheNG Posted February 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Buorhann said: I bribe you with a piece of bread. ...... ...... ...... Shit. 21 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critters Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Coo coo 2 Quote The Redneck Caliphate of Forrest's Critters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quichwe10 Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 What is the case Partisan vs. the People of IQ about again? Also, is there legal grounds to sue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle N Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 @IQ Nominate me please! lol I just want to have a fun legal argument Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrich Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Can we nominate justices? Roz is a paragon of justice and virtue. He should rule over the entire case if I am being honest. 2 Quote Frank Castle Was Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El_Barto666 Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 this feels like a whole bunch of problems just waiting to happen... i like it, make me a lawyer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James XVI Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Gabranth said: @the Advocates you disbanded too soon Damn it. I blame @Kastor But wtf first court? Edited February 21, 2018 by James XVI Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 I recommend Fraggle for judge. Don't know if she'd be impartial, but it'd be interesting and maybe the courthouse would be nuked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 @Kayser needs to stand trial for being incompetent government in a competent alliance. Someone send him to an IQ alliance where he belongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maia Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 14 hours ago, Insert Name Here said: I recommend Fraggle for judge. Don't know if she'd be impartial, but it'd be interesting and maybe the courthouse would be nuked. I think she would be better as executioner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Need a lawyer? The Syndicate will represent you for an affordable* price. Sign Here: All signatures are arbitrarily binding. *actually very expensive Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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