Popular Post Sketchy Posted February 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) Ladies and gentlemen, a few months ago I shared with you some hot tips straight from the political genius Roquentin on how you and your friends can be more dynamic. Clearly this has been a massive success, as many have followed the advice included in The Roquentin Dynamic Alliance Measurement Index to become more dynamic. None have followed this system more closely than TKR’s own Kayser. 1 hour ago, Kayser said: What sort of dynamic alliance would we be if we passed up this opportunity to work with them? He is here today to share Kayser’s Steps to Building a Mini-hegemony Mini-sphere: Step 1: Tell your spheremates allies to drop them and join you because once you leave they’ll get rolled. Step 2: Have Step 1 backfire resulting in said spheremates leaving your ass. Step 3: Desperately contact every alliance you possibly can asking for a treaty, including alliances of the opposing sphere who you didn’t like 5 minutes ago. Step 4: Get rejected and laughed at because those alliances remember you didn’t like them 5 minutes ago. Step 5: Get told by the people you didn’t like 5 minutes ago that you are orchestrating a “fake split” in a vast conspiracy to take them down. Step 6: Drop your protectorate for ghosting into another alliance and hitting the people you are currently trying to hand your balls to. Step 7: PR Shill to protect the feelings of your former enemies in a bid to make them finally give you the love and trust you desire. Step 8: Watch in despair as your former enemies go onto a radio show and keep repeating the “fake split” narrative, despite all your attempts to prostrate yourself to them. Step 9: Rather than learning your lesson and shifting gears, double down and go to war to protect the honor of your newest crush, protecting them from the evils of the 22 man hegemony. Step 10: Work in Progress Earn the love and respect of NPO and Roquentin and build a totally small mini-sphere made up of the #1, #2, #4 and #6 alliances. BUT WAITWhat is this? Tune in for next time for steps 11 - 16 in Kayser’s Steps to Building a Mini-hegemony Mini-sphere, where we talk about secret treaties and how to build two mini-spheres at the same time to ensure maximum survivability Edited February 20, 2018 by Sketchy 38 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 God bless Kayser and this bountiful #dynamism Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 This is...sad. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Hold up, if I'm seeing that screenshot correctly - was Alpha looking to hit t$ or CoS? Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Buorhann said: Hold up, if I'm seeing that screenshot correctly - was Alpha looking to hit t$ or CoS? The post doesn't actually prove either on its own. I imagine there are more logs out there that provide the necessary context. Eh @Sketchy ? Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 You're doing your best to make a collage out pieces that don't fit. Continue to spout your narrative. There are a few here and there that will eat it up. Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starbuck Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Don't fill up on it, you still got NPO to eat out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, durmij said: The post doesn't actually prove either on its own. I imagine there are more logs out there that provide the necessary context. Eh @Sketchy ? I only study, observe, and record these dynamic creatures in their natural habitat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Roquentin Posted February 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 20, 2018 It's happening 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 16 minutes ago, Kayser said: You're doing your best to make a collage out pieces that don't fit. Continue to spout your narrative. There are a few here and there that will eat it up. frick yes i'm eating it up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, Sketchy said: I only study, observe, and record these dynamic creatures in their natural habitat. We should turn it into a series. Planet Orbis. 1 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James II Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, Roquentin said: It's happening You have no idea how much joy it brings me that you have that. It was one of my greatest creations, my only creation. 2 Quote "Most successful new AA" - Samuel Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 41 minutes ago, durmij said: The post doesn't actually prove either on its own. I imagine there are more logs out there that provide the necessary context. Eh @Sketchy ? That is true, perhaps I'm reading too far into it. Although I can understand why TKR would stand up for CoS/tS due to history (Syndicate helping TKR out way back in the hayday), but it does go against the new direction approach with cutting treaties to alliances - as well as CoS/tS going paperless for their own reasons as well. I mean, that's the risk when you go paperless, and I think everybody should understand that. Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Buorhann said: That is true, perhaps I'm reading too far into it. Although I can understand why TKR would stand up for CoS/tS due to history (Syndicate helping TKR out way back in the hayday), but it does go against the new direction approach with cutting treaties to alliances - as well as CoS/tS going paperless for their own reasons as well. I mean, that's the risk when you go paperless, and I think everybody should understand that. I think at this point everyone can see that TKR’s words and actions do not line up. They constantly say “mini-spheres” but have the #1, 3, and 4(or are they 6 now?) alliances around them. Along with paperless ties with CoS and tS. Honestly, the biggest thing about these logs just show that TKR obviously doesn’t care about GoB anymore. Thought they were all buddy buddy, what happened to that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Wait, where is GoB in this picture? Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Settra Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kastor said: I think at this point everyone can see that TKR’s words and actions do not line up. They constantly say “mini-spheres” but have the #1, 3, and 4(or are they 6 now?) alliances around them. Along with paperless ties with CoS and tS. Honestly, the biggest thing about these logs just show that TKR obviously doesn’t care about GoB anymore. Thought they were all buddy buddy, what happened to that? Kayser probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) Probably more stunning here is that Kayser has said he wanted more interesting and different wars, possibly between smaller spheres, but then actively tried to stop one as soon as he thought it may happen. Logs are one thing but actions are more. There is plenty more in the background to all of this and quite frankly I am unsure of whether Kayser intends to actually create a more dynamic environment or merely cement a different hegemony of his own. Whether you like it or not, your narrative is pretty flawed when you line it up to your actions and therefore people are more than justified to question your credibility going forward. Edited February 20, 2018 by Keegoz 2 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spaceman Thrax Posted February 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 20, 2018 Honestly, TKR should sign like 6000 treaties, considering they actually listened when people said they should change things up and are now getting flak for it. Realistically, if they were cowardly they would have had little reason to toss away a winning hand. These are obviously some pretty spazzy FA moves, for sure, but to me they are indicative of trying, which is more than some of the people haranguing them can say. Way I see it, 9 months of bore is on everyone at this point, and jumping to bite at a major alliance who's trying to change that earnestly isn't really a good way to encourage others to stick their necks out. I'd comment on some of the speculation about my own alliance, but really, if anyone is curious about my alliance's FA they should probably contact me rather than post flawed conjecture about it publicly. 9 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keegoz Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Spaceman Thrax said: Honestly, TKR should sign like 6000 treaties, considering they actually listened when people said they should change things up and are now getting flak for it. Realistically, if they were cowardly they would have had little reason to toss away a winning hand. These are obviously some pretty spazzy FA moves, for sure, but to me they are indicative of trying, which is more than some of the people haranguing them can say. Way I see it, 9 months of bore is on everyone at this point, and jumping to bite at a major alliance who's trying to change that earnestly isn't really a good way to encourage others to stick their necks out. I'd comment on some of the speculation about my own alliance, but really, if anyone is curious about my alliance's FA they should probably contact me rather than post flawed conjecture about it publicly. I'd argue that quite a few in EMC actually believed beating IQ wasn't an easy win. So whether TKR thought they had a winning hand is probably unlikely, more so because they'd likely be doing the heavy lifting in a EMC vs IQ war. Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Kastor said: Along with paperless ties with CoS You picked the only alliance who has hit our upper tier in like 9 months 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synthesis Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Spaceman Thrax said: Honestly, TKR should sign like 6000 treaties, considering they actually listened when people said they should change things up and are now getting flak for it. Realistically, if they were cowardly they would have had little reason to toss away a winning hand. These are obviously some pretty spazzy FA moves, for sure, but to me they are indicative of trying, which is more than some of the people haranguing them can say. Way I see it, 9 months of bore is on everyone at this point, and jumping to bite at a major alliance who's trying to change that earnestly isn't really a good way to encourage others to stick their necks out. I'd comment on some of the speculation about my own alliance, but really, if anyone is curious about my alliance's FA they should probably contact me rather than post flawed conjecture about it publicly. couldn't have said it better myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsecock Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 How to be dynamic? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosmokenny Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 15 hours ago, James II said: You have no idea how much joy it brings me that you have that. It was one of my greatest creations, my only creation. I'm glad someone caught that when I posted it. I thought everyone was too busy fellating themselves to have noticed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 @Kayser needs to learn his place and step down from government. All this weak ass bullshit goin on in the TKRsandusky ranch need to stop. The membership of TKR better accept their destiny as one of the cogs of the Greatest Bloc to Have Ever Played This Game™ S/o to da Syndisphere fam bam. Day A1 Market Takeover and all dat bullshit lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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