Popular Post Prefonteen Posted February 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) Good evening Orbis, I am Peefountain, and this is Terminal News Hour. We're kicking this item off with good news in the form of a scientific breakthrough! A team of scientists has made a spectacular discovery in what seemed to be a lost-cause research project. Those with a knack for distant history may recall the suddent disappearance of all BK members from the PnW forums. Over the years, various hypotheses have been suggested for the causation of the silence of the ayy lmao; the most popular of which revolves around (social) darwinism. Despite convincing arguments however, no consensus was ever found. Cobra Kay Development, a privately funded research institute however has at last debunked this theory with conclusive evidence showing a different root cause for the extinction of BK on the forums. The institute asserts that BK shitposters did not go extinct, but were instead gagged by an alpha-shitposter who simply knows more about FA. He was quoted as follows: Stay tuned as further discoveries are made during or exploration of the events that led to BK FA extinction and Lordstrum's departure. Ladies and gentlemen, I am Peefountain, and this was Terminal News Hour. Edited February 13, 2018 by Partisan 24 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 I thought they disappeared because they were embarrassed by the dad-dicking they got on the world stage this is much funnier tho 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Settra Posted February 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Sargun said: I thought they disappeared because they were embarrassed by the dad-dicking they got on the world stage this is much funnier tho 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Robert E Lee said: [culture victory] I'm so glad I recruited you to this game, it's easily my most lasting achievement. I'm proud at how this single image has spawned so much salt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaakopu Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Nah fam we just dont want to get our shit all salty 2 2 Quote wait this isnt black knights forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Company Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 I'm guessing I don't count as a BK member. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Settra Posted February 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 13, 2018 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Company Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 sorry bk still love you 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) 380 Edited December 21, 2020 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 >LordStrum's Departure >implying BK didn't die after I left *heavily triggered* 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted February 13, 2018 Wiki Mod Share Posted February 13, 2018 22 minutes ago, ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ said: >LordStrum's Departure >implying BK didn't die after I left *heavily triggered* You were the essence of BK's soul, Yoso and Strum were the body. While, it lived on after you left it was dead inside. 5 Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bortwald Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 No BK posts are making you go crazy more than what we can ever achieve posting. (Well, that's my immense skills in editing images.. be kind with my try! ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 57 minutes ago, Bortwald said: No BK posts are making you go crazy more than what we can ever achieve posting. (Well, that's my immense skills in editing images.. be kind with my try! ) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Zeebrus said: Wait I thought it was “prefonteen” Wait are u using the nickname I made from my story things? I think maybe you saw those Either way cool name, I wish the old Pre would’ve used that name, he would’ve been way cooler then @Judge Dredd take notes, this is how to run a real TEst: 1). Delete the old Pre name and be the Peefountain 2). Buorhann 3). Buy a 4D chess set 4). Make an alliance for all your followers to come together and build a culture that is so beautiful it will surely stand through all time. 5). Accept Kastor as your princess 6). (And this is the important one) War Declare war on the hegemony that rose up in your absense, in the name of Princess Kastor you must slay every member of the IQ one by one until they’re all dead. Dont worry, if you’re unfamiliar with how to war by now I can make you a guide to help your coming out of retirement he more smooth 1). Luring out the forces of IQ Its all in your name, Peefountain. What you’ve got to do is go to the beach and pee in the water and make as much pollution as you can, do this until big fishies come up and are like “wtf man”. These are the IQ. 2). Fight them There’s lots of room for creativity with this one, waaay back in your day it was only military units, but war changed since all those thousands of years ago, there’s people feeding whales to a hippo now. So fight them however you want, whether you bring a tank to the beach and fire tank shells at point blank range at the fish or you pick them up and slap the other fish with them until they’re all dead in a brutal and bloody fight, it’s your choice. 3). Celebration You have two options for this one: Claim victory in the name of princess kastor Claim a culture victory in the name of Buorhann 4). Spend the rest of your life proudly, telling friends, family, coworkers and anyone you can of your accomplishments ”I was the Eternal Wormaster Peefountain and I beat up hundreds of fish and saved a nation simulation website game” This will forever secure honor and glory to your name. If you made it this far, congratulations! There is only one step left in becoming the best you that you could possibly ever be. Step 8 (I’m counting the war section as 1 step) Fight the other Peefountain to the death, there can only be one legendary worm master kastor worshipping fish fighting person in this world. Well I hope my guide helps you in finally getting gud, Pre. Good luck, have fun and praise princess kastor. You inspired my name choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holton Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 This is more of BK than I've seen in the past year Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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