Popular Post TheNG Posted February 6, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 6, 2018 Gather ‘round my friends, for I have a story for you all. It is a harrowing tale from years past, and one which has become legendary as time has proceeded. When the very first Acadians came to the shores of the New World, they knew of the many dangers which haunted the shadows. Terrifying beasts, vicious barbarians, horrifying illness, treacherous weather, and even enemies from the Old World who sought to ruin what the Acadians hoped to build. Undaunted, the colonists were well-prepared, and select Acadians took up arms to defend the rest. Many such regiments have fought and died to protect the colony during its existence, but chief among them is the most famous band: The Muskets of the North Star. Patrolling the borders of Acadia ever since their inception, the Muskets have proven its most stalwart defenders and seen off countless threats that would have destroyed lesser men. Masters of the terrain and all manner of weaponry, they are the examples to which all Acadians should aspire. Tonight, I will share but one of their adventures, although it must surely rank as one of their most dramatic. Many years ago, the Muskets of the North Star, led by their stalwart captain Kendrew, were camped at the edge of a great lake on the fringes of Acadia. Just as they were all beginning supper, the shouts of a sentry rang out: “Ambush! Ambush!” Shots rang out from the hill overlooking the Acadian camp, as the men of the Muskets scrambled to grab their weapons and rise to the defense. A large band of savage raiders, familiar with the land and eager for Acadian blood, attacked down from the hill, raining fire into the camp. The banners of many tribes flew in the breeze, and Kendrew knew this had to be a major attack as he rallied his men to return fire in kind. The Musket’s aim was unerring, but attacking from above and with the element of surprise, the savages had the advantage, and soon more than half the Acadians were dead or wounded, desperately seeking cover in the ruins of their camp. As the savages closed in, even the most determined man could see the odds were against them. Suddenly, the savages halted! Out from their ranks strode a massive man, marked as a war chief by the great wooden mask he wore, carved in the aspect of a foul serpent. “Surrender Acadians!” He bellowed, “and we will make sure your deaths are quick!”. The savages around him jeered mockingly. From the Muskets position stood Kendrew, unbowed. “Your terms are noted, but rejected. The Muskets of the North Star shall never surrender, nor is it we who will perish today. For you see…. You are already dead!” “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat??” shouted the confused chief, spittle flying from his lips, as his fellow raiders cackled. Whatever his next words, they were not uttered, as the chief’s head suddenly exploded, showering those nearby with blood and brains. As the savages wheeled about in confusion, massed rifle fire rang from their rear, they had been flanked! As Kendrew distracted the enemy, a force of Muskets had crept in the shadows behind their lines and now engaged, scything down their foes. The remaining Muskets in the camp charged as well, unified in one brave cheer: “FOR ACADIA!” tl;dr I had too much fun making this, Acadia recognizes war. Let's do this Parti-baby! 24 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillzBob Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 w o a h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Have fun Acadia! 4 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilpiggyfoofoo Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Took 4 hours to get this post up and running. Sorta explains why the IQ counter is bad and took so long. GL, HF. Leave some loot for Arrgh to peck 5 Quote Order fresh quality ads, flags, and graphics at Makin'Bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) 365 Edited December 21, 2020 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted February 6, 2018 Author Share Posted February 6, 2018 1 minute ago, evilpiggyfoofoo said: Took 4 hours to get this post up and running. 6 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 I would upvote you so hard TheNG if I could. I'm tapped out of my 30 upvotes for the day. 2 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffo Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 Viva Acadia! Die.... uh, attackers! Die! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 This should be a short animation, just saying 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ripper Posted February 6, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 6, 2018 War Lessons from the Acadian Military Chapter 42: How to face an ambush "Patrolling the borders of Acadia ever since their inception, the Muskets have proven its most stalwart defenders and seen off countless threats that would have destroyed lesser men. Masters of the terrain and all manner of weaponry, they are the examples to which all Acadians should aspire. Needless to say they are always ready to face an ambush from vicious barbarians. The following doctrine is used in this scenario:" 1. Situational awareness: > First confirm the state of your troops and this of the enemies. > Realize that you lost both ground and air control right away, due to using the ultra-useful "Moneybags" War Policy, instead of "Fortress". 2. Planning: > Accept you will get beiged and send most of your resources to the bank. Keep some resources to fight. > A few minutes later, send with another transaction the reminder of your warchest to the bank. Keep no resources, so that you do not fight. > It is a shame that your ultra-useful "Moneybags" war policy will be needless now, since there is nothing to loot, but do not worry, another chance will come. 3. Execution: > Even though you decided to avoid fighting with conventional means (since this would just help the rest of the members of your alliance to face your opponents, by reducing even by little their forces; a trivial matter), you still have 4 nukes that you built specifically for such situations. > ? > Do nothing. Surrender completely, abandon your nation and alliance and just go to VM. > Make sure the VM is for 1 month and not for 2 weeks that is the minimum. You wouldn't want to get back while your alliance is still at war, would you? --- END OF CHAPTER 24 --- 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 19 minutes ago, Ripper said: War Lessons from the Acadian Military Chapter 42: How to face an ambush "Patrolling the borders of Acadia ever since their inception, the Muskets have proven its most stalwart defenders and seen off countless threats that would have destroyed lesser men. Masters of the terrain and all manner of weaponry, they are the examples to which all Acadians should aspire. Needless to say they are always ready to face an ambush from vicious barbarians. The following doctrine is used in this scenario:" 1. Situational awareness: > First confirm the state of your troops and this of the enemies. > Realize that you lost both ground and air control right away, due to using the ultra-useful "Moneybags" War Policy, instead of "Fortress". 2. Planning: > Accept you will get beiged and send most of your resources to the bank. Keep some resources to fight. > A few minutes later, send with another transaction the reminder of your warchest to the bank. Keep no resources, so that you do not fight. > It is a shame that your ultra-useful "Moneybags" war policy will be needless now, since there is nothing to loot, but do not worry, another chance will come. 3. Execution: > Even though you decided to avoid fighting with conventional means (since this would just help the rest of the members of your alliance to face your opponents, by reducing even by little their forces; a trivial matter), you still have 4 nukes that you built specifically for such situations. > ? > Do nothing. Surrender completely, abandon your nation and alliance and just go to VM. > Make sure the VM is for 1 month and not for 2 weeks that is the minimum. You wouldn't want to get back while your alliance is still at war, would you? --- END OF CHAPTER 24 --- Check. Mate. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 The brightest ones are those who VM after war is declared. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 59 minutes ago, Ripper said: War Lessons from the Acadian Military If I was the leader I would kick him from the alliance and I would keep his resources (assuming there are no other reasons to keep him) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Micchan said: If I was the leader I would kick him from the alliance and I would keep his resources (assuming there are no other reasons to keep him) At least 2 of Zodiac's top guys went about it by decomming mil to avoid getting hit, so they were smarter about it. The sweet irony is that the Acadia VMer's leader name is Man. Because what does a man do when he's attacked? He fights back runs away. Edited February 6, 2018 by Insert Name Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcKnox Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 How do you know that he didn't have a sudden breakthrough in his cancer research requiring his undivided attention? He can't play games when he has to save lives. 5 Quote Praise Dio. Every !@#$ing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 2 hours ago, ArcKnox said: How do you know that he didn't have a sudden breakthrough in his cancer research requiring his undivided attention? He can't play games when he has to save lives. Somewhere in P&W heaven, LPS is shedding a tear for this brave soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Zeebrus said: Make one for them then The poor people in Acadia (or really anywhere in Orbis) aren’t as gifted as you minesome, you’ve gotta share your talents with the world Great post tho, even if it hasn’t been gifted with an authentic Minecraft animation by our own MinesomeMC I don't do minecraft, but ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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