Popular Post hope Posted December 5, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 5, 2017 It was late one Friday that they met. It was a dark and stormy night (as it always is when something dramatic happens) when Apeman walked into the bar. He took off his hat and set it down softly, then proceeded to walk to the counter. "One water please." (this game is PG-13 after all). Usually the bartender would make a snide comment when someone ordered a drink, but not this time. This man, whoever he was, had a strange, green aura around him. He knew the stranger was not someone to be messed with. Apeman was given his drink, and he sat down. It was then that the man he was looking for walked in. He had a large briefcase with him and he sat down next to Apeman at the counter. "No drink for me please." The bartender went back to washing his glasses. "Well, old friend, fashionably late as usual," Apeman said. "I have something you will want to see." Bezzers then opened the box towards Apeman. "One million uranium..." "That's enough for four thousand nukes!" "Yes, and I will give it to you for free, but I have some conditions first." Article 1: These Nukes Will Not be Used on Each Other The undersigned parties agree that no military actions shall be taken against the other signatory. Furthermore, all disputes between signatories will be resolved through private diplomatic channels.Article 2: If You Know Something Let Me Know Should a signatory learn of impending action against the other signatory, said signatory is obligated to tell the other party as soon as possible.Article 3: Nuke Someone Else Please In the event of a signatory coming under attack, the other signatory is obligated to come to the defense of said signatory.Article 4: In Case Something Happens Should a signatory wish to withdraw from this treaty, they must inform the other signatory 72 hours in advance of their withdrawal, at which time they are released from the above obligations. "And that's all?" Apeman questioned. "One more thing." It was then Bezzers got to his knees, and praised Atom. (Dirty minded kids!) "Oh teach me the way of the nuke Atom, and make us the most powerful alliances of all!" Apeman sat a heavy hand upon the shoulder of his colleague. "You needed only to ask." Atom smiled down upon those two, like the Teletubby Roz Wei flag, and blessed them. Ones who follow the way of the nuke will always please Atom, and that day was no exception. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critters Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) Needs more Fraggle Edited December 5, 2017 by Critters 4 Quote The Redneck Caliphate of Forrest's Critters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Next time we meet in my tree. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinok Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Good on all of us. Quote Legal Disclaimer: My opinions do not necessarily reflect of the opinions of my alliance, allies, enemies or neutrals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilpiggyfoofoo Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 AIM + Ape = Monkey with gun? O jeez O_o 5 Quote Order fresh quality ads, flags, and graphics at Makin'Bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betulius Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 So AIM is a woman now? Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]> God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vexz Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 36 minutes ago, Betulius said: So AIM is a woman now? After I put my influence, it became a woman. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) 113 Edited December 11, 2020 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Praise be to atom! Excited to work with NK, may we have a prosperous relationship. Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 AWOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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