Queen M

Aloha time is so real...

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Due to some unexpected turbulence in our early days, it slipped our minds to formally announce that Stratagem is separately–but equally–protected by the fine folks over at Fark and Guardian. We’re a little new to the scene but we think this means you probably don’t wanna mess with us.

 

Not unless you wanna get this from Fark...

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Or this from Guardian...

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(those are griffins ruining this lady’s entire life)

 

...in addition to getting us over at Stratagem all hyped.

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(It’s frightening how accurate this gif is...)

 

Track 1: What’s the 411, Hon?

Stratagem agrees to share any pertinent information that may be of significance with Fark and Guardian and vice versa. In all private communications, the utmost discretion is expected. Should Stratagem get wind of some heat coming Fark’s or Guardian’s way, they must tell them immediately. If Fark or Guardian catch some static on SGM, they will respond in kind.

Track 2: All Love

Fark and Guardian agree to never hate on Stratagem via shade or warfare. Any issues that arise in their relationship with Stratagem will be handled on the low and with chill. Stratagem also agree to never hate on Fark or Guardian in any form or fashion. As Fark and Guardian protect SGM separately, if there is ever a conflict between the two protector alliances, SGM must remain neutral until it’s gucci again.

Track 3: We Gotchu

Fark and Guardian are committed to posting up and coming for the necks of haters who aggressively step to Stratagem like they got a problem. Although not expected or required as a protectorate alliance, SGM will come through if Fark and Guardian get caught up in these streets, if asked and able.

Interlude : ...but don’t get buckwild

If Stratagem acts up and gets bold, Fark and Guardian are under no obligation to write a check for something SGM’s ass can’t cash. However, if they’re feeling spicy, they’re welcome to join a SGM initiated tussle if SGM gets swung on.

Track 4: Do You, Playa

Fark and Guardian agree to respect Stratagem’s space and allow them to do their thing. However, Stratagem is obligated to get a head nod from either protector before getting into any mess that neither of them are involved in.

Track 5: The Re-up

The individual protection agreements that Fark and Guardian hold with Stratagem must get the  ol’ up and down every three months to make sure they’re still down to ride for each other.

Track 6: We Out

Should either Fark or Guardian feel the need to part ways with SGM or if SGM wants to step back from either of their protectors’ loving arms, they must give the other a heads up 48 hours before telling everybody else.

 

 

 

Tagged for Stratagem by

Queen M, Ringleader

Emperor Tristar Majestica, Pretty Face (PR)

Durmij, Muscle (Security)

Signed for Fark

Well...it was going to be signed by Fark but they were super wasted when we agreed to this and their lawyer said it wouldn’t be legal. Just trust that they have our backs, mkay?

Signed for Guardian
Memph
Synthesis
JtTeE
Grim
Vanek26
Blande
Avruch

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tl;dr (you read it, don't lie) Stratagem is protected by Fark and Guardian

 

    

 
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i think it's missing a clause saying "for any knights out there..." lmao 

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When your name is Stratagem and you're supposed to have brilliant ideas but your protectors are Fark (1 player under 2000) and Guardian (90% over 2000) and half of your alliance is under 1700 score

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22 hours ago, Micchan said:

When your name is Stratagem and you're supposed to have brilliant ideas but your protectors are Fark (1 player under 2000) and Guardian (90% over 2000) and half of your alliance is under 1700 score

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Oh, it's very much on purpose. 

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:P

 

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In my perfect world, Guardian and Fark have an awakening like a Fallen Empire from Stellaris and they starting politiking the shit out of things.

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why is the title Aloha Time, some of you actually livin in Hawaii, like me?

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Just now, GalacticManatee said:

He gave us a thumbs up in a shower pic, but we couldn't post that...... for reasons....

Manatee....

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34 minutes ago, souparmon said:

 

I give up, who's Fark?

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On 11/30/2017 at 5:36 PM, GalacticManatee said:

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Oh thank you glorious mods with your ever so present censoring. I do thank you from shielding our innocent eyes from the F word. What ever shall we do without you? I really wish you could be there to stop me from even enjoying a simple meme with a word blatantly used by 9yr olds all over the world. God forbid we have even a tiny semblance of fun in this washed out piece of shit game. Oh well, Queenie can talk on here for me. Bye now. I'm gonna stick to our discord channel where I can say &#33;@#&#036; all the &#33;@#&#036;ing time without someone &#33;@#&#036;ing ruining all the &#33;@#&#036;ing shit I wanna post. ❤️

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Glad to see this fine group draw closer together with all the love and support a queen deserves. Only thing left to say is bow down &#33;@#&#036;es

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15 hours ago, Kastor said:

Without Durmij’s signature it isn’t valid.

Fixed :)

#superdupervalid

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