Popular Post Queen M II Posted November 30, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2017 (edited) Due to some unexpected turbulence in our early days, it slipped our minds to formally announce that Stratagem is separately–but equally–protected by the fine folks over at Fark and Guardian. We’re a little new to the scene but we think this means you probably don’t wanna mess with us. Not unless you wanna get this from Fark... Or this from Guardian... (those are griffins ruining this lady’s entire life) ...in addition to getting us over at Stratagem all hyped. (It’s frightening how accurate this gif is...) Track 1: What’s the 411, Hon? Stratagem agrees to share any pertinent information that may be of significance with Fark and Guardian and vice versa. In all private communications, the utmost discretion is expected. Should Stratagem get wind of some heat coming Fark’s or Guardian’s way, they must tell them immediately. If Fark or Guardian catch some static on SGM, they will respond in kind. Track 2: All Love Fark and Guardian agree to never hate on Stratagem via shade or warfare. Any issues that arise in their relationship with Stratagem will be handled on the low and with chill. Stratagem also agree to never hate on Fark or Guardian in any form or fashion. As Fark and Guardian protect SGM separately, if there is ever a conflict between the two protector alliances, SGM must remain neutral until it’s gucci again. Track 3: We Gotchu Fark and Guardian are committed to posting up and coming for the necks of haters who aggressively step to Stratagem like they got a problem. Although not expected or required as a protectorate alliance, SGM will come through if Fark and Guardian get caught up in these streets, if asked and able. Interlude : ...but don’t get buckwild If Stratagem acts up and gets bold, Fark and Guardian are under no obligation to write a check for something SGM’s ass can’t cash. However, if they’re feeling spicy, they’re welcome to join a SGM initiated tussle if SGM gets swung on. Track 4: Do You, Playa Fark and Guardian agree to respect Stratagem’s space and allow them to do their thing. However, Stratagem is obligated to get a head nod from either protector before getting into any mess that neither of them are involved in. Track 5: The Re-up The individual protection agreements that Fark and Guardian hold with Stratagem must get the ol’ up and down every three months to make sure they’re still down to ride for each other. Track 6: We Out Should either Fark or Guardian feel the need to part ways with SGM or if SGM wants to step back from either of their protectors’ loving arms, they must give the other a heads up 48 hours before telling everybody else. Tagged for Stratagem by Queen M, Ringleader Emperor Tristar Majestica, Pretty Face (PR) Durmij, Muscle (Security) Signed for Fark Well...it was going to be signed by Fark but they were super wasted when we agreed to this and their lawyer said it wouldn’t be legal. Just trust that they have our backs, mkay? Signed for GuardianMemphSynthesisJtTeEGrimVanek26BlandeAvruch Tl;dr (you read it, don't lie) Stratagem is protected by Fark and Guardian Edited January 4, 2018 by Queen M Removed filter evading GIF 11 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kosmokenny Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Tl;dr 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Costello Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 All great alliances Quote I hold the Right to my own Fate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 (edited) 101 Edited December 11, 2020 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollo Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 sweet flag o/ <-- is this still a thing? 1 Quote STFU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kermie Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Ayyy, we're official fam ❤️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 When your name is Stratagem and you're supposed to have brilliant ideas but your protectors are Fark (1 player under 2000) and Guardian (90% over 2000) and half of your alliance is under 1700 score 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCreepyLurker Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Queen M said: (It’s frightening how accurate this gif is...) Proof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 I've said it before, but whew, those are some great choices. Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kermie Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 22 hours ago, Micchan said: When your name is Stratagem and you're supposed to have brilliant ideas but your protectors are Fark (1 player under 2000) and Guardian (90% over 2000) and half of your alliance is under 1700 score Oh, it's very much on purpose. <Removed for filter evasion> 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holton Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 In my perfect world, Guardian and Fark have an awakening like a Fallen Empire from Stellaris and they starting politiking the shit out of things. 1 Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 why is the title Aloha Time, some of you actually livin in Hawaii, like me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Without Durmij’s signature it isn’t valid. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dark Kermie Posted November 30, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Kastor said: Without Durmij’s signature it isn’t valid. He gave us a thumbs up in a shower pic, but we couldn't post that...... for reasons.... 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclaw Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Just now, GalacticManatee said: He gave us a thumbs up in a shower pic, but we couldn't post that...... for reasons.... Manatee.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kermie Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Josué Lavarengtonne said: Manatee.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starbuck Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Who's Fark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souparmon Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Starbuck said: Who's Fark? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozzie Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 34 minutes ago, souparmon said: I give up, who's Fark? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Google isn't helping much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Quality protectors for a quality protectorate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kermie Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 On 11/30/2017 at 5:36 PM, GalacticManatee said: <Removed for filter evasion> Oh thank you glorious mods with your ever so present censoring. I do thank you from shielding our innocent eyes from the F word. What ever shall we do without you? I really wish you could be there to stop me from even enjoying a simple meme with a word blatantly used by 9yr olds all over the world. God forbid we have even a tiny semblance of fun in this washed out piece of shit game. Oh well, Queenie can talk on here for me. Bye now. I'm gonna stick to our discord channel where I can say !@#$ all the !@#$ing time without someone !@#$ing ruining all the !@#$ing shit I wanna post. ❤️ <Removed for filter evasion> 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Glad to see this fine group draw closer together with all the love and support a queen deserves. Only thing left to say is bow down !@#$es 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 15 hours ago, Kastor said: Without Durmij’s signature it isn’t valid. Fixed #superdupervalid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfive Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 On 12/1/2017 at 6:39 AM, Dark Kermie said: <Removed for filter evasion> What the !@#$ is that for!? Do you mean "Fark" or the other four letter F word I heard regularly all through middle school, high school, and college? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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