Holton Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 What would you do if you woke up one day and your gf/bf rolled over and looked at you and said "I run the NPO. I've hidden it from you knowing that you play PnW as well." 6 Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sans Posted November 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 29, 2017 I'd have to have a significant other to roll over to in order for that to happen. 8 Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 That would mean I have dual personalities and type all those hegemoney posts with just my left hand. Ayy lmao 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 (edited) It's bothersome that my SO would have been lying to me for as long as Roq has been playing PnW. However... I'd totally let that slide because I would legit die laughing if my SO said that to me and was telling the truth! Edited November 29, 2017 by Queen M 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 What if you are a Roq multi? Would you be rolling over and talking to a clone of yourself? Would it be another Roq in your mind? Would you just be alone in your bed? Would the voices be real? Is any of this real? Uhhhh...... asking..... for a friend..... 1 1 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anneal Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 "Can't you just play Starcraft 2 or something? Running NPO sounds like a really slow RTS game." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Something something hard mode 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Betulius Posted November 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 29, 2017 I'd see if they lived up to the name Zeebrus gave them. 9 Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]> God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Crimes of passion are the most common. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Holton said: What would you do if you woke up one day and your gf/bf rolled over and looked at you and said "I run the NPO. I've hidden it from you knowing that you play PnW as well." I would use all tricks in the book to make Roq scream "Arrgh!" with pleasure. Then, I would go eat some breakfast. Edited November 29, 2017 by Ripper 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ripper said: I would use all tricks in the book to make Roq scream "Arrgh!" with pleasure. Then, I would go eat some breakfast. >not having Roq scream "shiver me timbers, ARRRRRGH" and then having a bowl of Captain Crunch and rum w/ a cigarette Oi m8y, it's the little details that distinguish a skipper from a true pirate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryleh Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 I'd borrow her phone and the NPO bank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Roqbloq'd 2 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 My reaction would depend on rather or not he'd ask for 100% of my income from now on. #HeilPacificia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 "That would explain your intelligence and why you're an easy lay." Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 My bf is Roq. Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holton Posted November 29, 2017 Author Share Posted November 29, 2017 I knew these forums just needed a good shitposting outlet. Good job guys. Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partisan Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Thalmor said: #HeilPacificia *Pacifica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 This implies that my significant other would be blissfully unaware that I play these types of games. Which is actually usually true - because heaven forbid any potential dates I have find out I am a diplomatic leader for a browser-based nation simulator where I mostly make terrible posts and whinge at how cancerous the community and game is. That's pretty much a, "uh, okay, bye don't call me ever again!" So it's definitely possible, except I'd probably notice my SO playing too, and then I'd wonder what in the world was going on and why my life is doomed. 4 Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 5 hours ago, Zed said: This implies that my significant other would be blissfully unaware that I play these types of games. Which is actually usually true - because heaven forbid any potential dates I have find out I am a diplomatic leader for a browser-based nation simulator where I mostly make terrible posts and whinge at how cancerous the community and game is. That's pretty much a, "uh, okay, bye don't call me ever again!" So it's definitely possible, except I'd probably notice my SO playing too, and then I'd wonder what in the world was going on and why my life is doomed. So in other words, you're saying that Roq is definitely your SO then? Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 I don't think I could imagine any scenario wherein anyone that reads these forums feels the touch of another human. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Buorhann said: So in other words, you're saying that Roq is definitely your SO then? ????????????????????? 1 hour ago, Auctor said: I don't think I could imagine any scenario wherein anyone that reads these forums feels the touch of another human. By god mate, don't kill every shard of hope some of the people who play this game have. Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 We would begin immediate shenanigans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 I'd relegate my SO to just missionary position. Because !@#$ dynamism. D.Y.N.A.M.I.S.M. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 17 hours ago, Auctor said: I don't think I could imagine any scenario wherein anyone that reads these forums feels the touch of another human. Well, we now know you haven't at least. Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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