Popular Post PackAnimal Posted November 1, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2017 Dearest Mods. We may or may not have hyperlinked some key words to images that may or may not require censorship. Have Fun! __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Durmstrang Wizarding Institute. A place of education for both the magical, and the more deviously inclined. After a long academic year, the headmaster Seb, the grandest wizard of current times, had grown weary of the constant drone of academic life. To gain respite from the physically demanding pressure of his students he decided to summer in the countryside; taking a peculiar resurrection stone with him. He retreated to the farm of his understudy, Rogue, where they spent their days confined to the bedroom where they examined the aforementioned stone and other hard materials. After a month of separation from the outside world, the esteemed professor Goomy decided that the pair needed a bit of excitement. He dragged them from their chambers and the trio began on a countryside walk. Goomy described the destination to his counterparts; “It’s an area known for its beautiful scenery enjoyed by those dogging” Being the youngest of the three, Rogue was unsure of what this meant and asked for clarification. He was happy to learn that ‘dogging’ meant walking your dog. After hours of walking, our protagonists came across a field of beautiful roses, they knew they had reached their destination. Astounded by this beauty, Seb decided to search the field for the most beautiful Rose. Goomy had decided at this point to show Rogue where people ‘took their dogs for walks’, they were gone for an exceedingly long time… Eventually, Seb found the prettiest of all the Roses, which he came to learn was known as Redarmy. After hours of discussion, the pair discovered they had much in common. Seb used his dark magic to grant Redarmy and his field of Roses, a seemingly human form. He procured slender bodies with prominent chests and wide rounded hips. He turned their spines into a single long, hard, weapon that was hidden within a bush of rose petals located between the legs He encouraged their roots to talk and connect, who soon dubbed themselves ‘Communists’. They amassed into a complex web, unifying all of Roses thoughts. The Roses were thankful to Seb for gifting them with such a controversial yet pleasing form and in return granted him one wish. As knowledgeable as Seb was, he had not realized he had given bodies to an ancient power, which had been born alongside time itself, yet millennia ago were trapped in the form of a harmless flower. Seb was shocked to learn this although, with extreme cunning and quick thought, he immediately drew a piece of parchment and wrote down three simple letters in thick black ink. “MDP” This way he could ensure this ancient power would be allies of his great wizarding school, Durmstrang Institute, and thus, be safe from their wrath. He called upon all his magic to perform a most unbreakable vow, one so binding the Gods themselves would struggle to break it. Redarmy and Seb held hands and, in unison, recited together the following words. Upon this vow, we declare ourselves allies and swear to defend each other from aggressors, we understand that breaking this vow will result in instant death. But Seb had entrusted his precious resurrection stone to his closest subjects, Goomy and Rogue, who would have in their power to resurrect Seb should this vow were to be broken. Further, Redarmy and his field of Roses, being an ancient power would not entirely die either, since their existence transcended the natural laws that governed the earth. They would, however, be forced into their previous state, as if Seb had never bestowed human form upon them. Redarmy, that stunning Rose from earlier in our story, had that blended with the rest. He was content with this vow, for both Seb the Wizard, and communism the consciousness of Rose, had pledged their lives to uphold what had secretly been his plot… Goomy and Rogue soon returned to Seb and his new friends, looking slightly worse for wear. Rogue pulled what appeared to be a twig out of his hair and, to a bewildered Goomy and Seb, turned to Redarmy and said; “So, did you get Seb to do that binding vow thing?” Article I: Boundaries The Parties agree to respect one another's boundaries during the course of this relationship. Article II: Respect The Parties agree to mutual public respect, though punishment is permitted behind closed doors when one party is ‘naughty’ . Article III: GossipThe Parties agree to share important information with each other pertaining to the security of the other over a glass of Rosé. Article IV: FisticuffsShould either of the parties be challenged to fisticuffs, the other shall jump in with a sucker punch should the signal be given. Article V: Ending the relationship Should either party wish to end the relationship a text should be sent 72 hours before we make it Facebook official, so that each party can prepare for reanimation. Signed for Durmstrang by; Headmaster: Seb Hot Blonde: Rogue Hot Brunette GOOMY Signed for Rose by; Shogun: RedarmyShikken: SketchyDaimyo of Finance: BlkandwhtionDaimyo of Foreign Affairs: RebeccaDaimyo of Internal Affairs: DynamicDaimyo of Military Affairs: DtC Justice Tl;dr: Rose and Durmstrang sign an MDP with standard articles, and MOD revenge. 9 Quote Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblige Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Huzzah. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sketchy Posted November 1, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2017 The best wizarding school around. hue 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 I like Durmstrang, and I like Rose. Got friends in both. But seriously, with all this talk of too many treaties and stuff, does Rose really need a 14th treaty agreement? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Queen M II Posted November 1, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2017 LIVE FOOTAGE of Partisan reading this 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Queen M said: LIVE FOOTAGE of Partisan reading this The best wizarding school around. hue On a more serious note: Why are you making your new treaty about me? Edited November 2, 2017 by Partisan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Partisan said: On a more serious note: Why are you making your new treaty about me? My post was very clearly about Durmstrang, I have no idea what you are talking about Partisan. I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. pls 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Sketchy said: My post was very clearly about Durmstrang, I have no idea what you are talking about Partisan. I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. pls What narrative? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Just now, Partisan said: What narrative? Hey it was your video I was just quoting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Sketchy said: Hey it was your video I was just quoting it. What video? Why was I brought up in this thread which evidently does not involve me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Just now, Partisan said: What video? Why was I brought up in this thread which evidently does not involve me? The taylor swift video lmfao. I didn't mention you anywhere Partiboi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Sketchy said: The taylor swift video lmfao. I didn't mention you anywhere Partiboi This is more interaction i've had with you people since my boys first went on their field trip. That's enough for now. I'm sick of it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, Partisan said: Why was I brought up in this thread which evidently does not involve me? That was me and me alone; just for lulz, Partisan. It's nothing deep. Don't make it something bigger than it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Just now, Queen M said: That was me and me alone; just for lulz, Partisan. It's nothing deep. Don't make it something bigger than it is Can you explain the joke to us? I'm not following 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 9 minutes ago, Partisan said: Can you explain the joke to us? I'm not following 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Queen M said: > Posts treaty > Makes weird joke about uninvolved party > Uninvolved party wonders what's going on > "LULZ IT WAS FOR FUNZ J0K3Z0RS" > Uninvolved party asks for joke to be explained > THATS BAIT wat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozz Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Partisan said: > Posts treaty > Makes weird joke about uninvolved party > Uninvolved party wonders what's going on > "LULZ IT WAS FOR FUNZ J0K3Z0RS" > Uninvolved party asks for joke to be explained > THATS BAIT wat. What don't you understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anneal Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 When DS and Rose sign a MDP: 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rozz said: What don't you understand? Why should I understand? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozz Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Partisan said: Why should I understand? You're right. Brain function would be crippled in the current circumstances. 1 hour ago, Queen M said: LIVE FOOTAGE of Partisan reading this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Just now, Rozz said: You're right. Brain function would be crippled in the current circumstances. So why am I relevant to this treaty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Nutter Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Partisan, you are not relevant to this treaty, it was a joke. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Just now, Seb said: Partisan, you are not relevant to this treaty, it was a joke. Then why won't the joke be explained? It seems a little weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utter Nutter Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 I would explain it if I knew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Remember children, if you ask "Why is this treaty relevant to me" enough times it might just come true! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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