Popular Post Apeman Posted August 24, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2017 Reported lately across the gorgeous land of Resistance, has been numerous glorious sightings of our dear savior and Lord Atom. His presence is embraced yet feared. Our God needs to be soothed. After many hours of speaking to the appearance in the royal hall, as Atom sat upon his thrown he spoke stern at first. "WHYY have you not persecuted the spies?" He shouted "We have many brothers from different alliance mothers working to devise the target list all we need is a week." Whimpered Apeman! Just so you !@#$ know I don't whimper to just anyone!!!!! His next decree: "The nuke bloc shall buy 5 for every one nuke being taken". Yeah baby my pleasure His tone settled and anger subsided. We gave him 2 pitchers of our finest banana vodka and two of your best girls after we sprayed them for ticks. As the convo continued, Apeman asked for some future sight, a gift of vision. Atom replied simply with this... "1. Two letter initials, the first one is B 2. The bloc throws at 2000 3. Food will be over 100 by morning" With this knowledge we lept right to work. Not a moment to waste with Apeman in front. Incase you didn't get it..... this is a declaration of war against all whom attack us. I encourage leaders from all alliances to start the witch hunt. It's best to localize the spread over just the target. Cooperation is rewarded in stamping out this annoyance. Any information can be sent directly to any gov member of the nuke bloc. We have just recieved our first shipment of Transgender tree dolls to keep your "touching" reports accurate. Don't be shy just tell the administration where the bad ape touched you and sheepy will change the system to shut you up Apeman of the nuke bloc Ps: She is my fraggle no matter how sick and crazy, twisted and demented, scarred and disfigured the crazy !@#$ is.....she is mine and I think she is beautiful! 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ripper Posted August 24, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, Apeman said: 1. Two letter initials, the first one is B I knew that the Bayonet Alliance was behind these attacks. By the way, for anyone interested, Arrgh offers its spy network for hire. Arrgh! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsecock Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 My fallout shelter is ready. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin076 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Orbis Right Now: 2 Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Please dont nuke me, i am so fragile and easy to destroy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 You'll be heroes for increasing food prices...not that I have a stake in that or anything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin076 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Darth Revan said: You'll be heroes for increasing food prices...not that I have a stake in that or anything... I'm onto you...... 1 1 Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betulius Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Apeman said: 1. Two letter initials, the first one is B Phew, I only have one initial 2 Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]> God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James II Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Betulius said: Phew, I only have one initial We know your secret last initial that no one but Nuke bloc and Bet know about. We're on to you. 1 Quote "Most successful new AA" - Samuel Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 The key is missing. There is no putting the hairy monster back in. All we asked was to be left alone. It was simple. The list has connections to others. You have had the chance to come clean. It's on you now. Best of luck. The missing nukes won't be near enough to make up for the losses to come. He has a good sense of humor for an Ape. I miss those conversations. Instead, lately it has been all smashing the bars to the cage and drinking vodka. I tried. I honestly tried. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Honest question, because I like to find these types of things out: Lord Atom considers splitting atoms a form of worship? 1 Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James II Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Malichy said: Honest question, because I like to find these types of things out: Lord Atom considers splitting atoms a form of worship? Splitting and fusing. We use fission to begin the fusion process. 2 Quote "Most successful new AA" - Samuel Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 Food at 258ppu is Def a good start 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, James II said: Splitting and fusing. We use fission to begin the fusion process. Good point. We aren't in the stone age of nukes, are we? My bad. Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 >when you don't know whether it's Booty Bois or Black Knights >when it's actually BK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerys Targaryen Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 6 hours ago, Apeman said: Reported lately across the gorgeous land of Resistance, has been numerous glorious sightings of our dear savior and Lord Atom. His presence is embraced yet feared. Our God needs to be soothed. You don't need the whole atom, all you need is a nucleus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Theodosius Posted August 25, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2017 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placentica Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Oprah def worships the nuke god. Quote Hello! If you don't like this post please go here: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?app=core&module=usercp&tab=core&area=ignoredusers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JŒY233 Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 Ñüçlêår kñï9htß Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForgotPants Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 Somebody play some Nucleya music in here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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