Popular Post Fraggle Posted August 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2017 From The Desk of Fire Chief Fraggle/Wembly Fraggle/ Or Whoever I Put In Charge A Few Months Back....I forgot The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings!! It's been a while since anyone has heard from me. The new forums are pure crap and not really worth posting here. It's like people don't want others to have fun and enjoy ourselves. But that's the same with the entire game. People (Alex, and his cronies) want to ruin what can be great here and go make another half baked idea. Whatever I guess. Well as you can tell, this post will be long like a few others and some things might be said that will be taken out of context. That's fine. I'm not here to explain much. Just to tell the truth. The real truth. And nothing but that truth. So the big news of the upcoming week? Not the eclipse. Come on. That's nothing to concern yourself with. Happens more than the Illuminati Controlled Mass Media wants you to believe. I kid. No, I don't; It's true. It's the same people who want to sell you flimsy glasses to stare into the sun. You'll pay 4 dollars. Everyone will. That's the plan. Make millions upon millions of dollars doing the one thing your mother said not to do. But again that's not the big news of the week. It's not the masses gathering to view the sun. Sure, given the climate (not the real climate which may or may not be changing by science, men and women, or dinosaurs), but the political climate. Don't you think the governments want us to gather together and stare at the sun? Of course they do. They will be watching and taking notes. You know this already. You are smart like the others. But you will go and look at the sun because the ICMM told you it only happens so often. Believe what you want. I will believe it as well. The big news of the week isn't the sun. We covered this already. I need you all to focus on the larger issues that directs us all at once. It's me. Of course. What else could it have been? I'm bigger than the crowds gathering to stare at the sun. I am bigger than the sun. I am bigger than anything else you will ever know. Why is this true? Because I say it is. You sheep will follow me to either glory or doom. It's going to happen. You can resist. You can complain. You can cry and go on Twitter or Facebook and say all the bad things I may or may not be doing to you and your family. Go ahead. You are only making it harder for yourself. So a little girl and pedophile walk into the woods. The little girl looks up to the pedophile and says "It's dark and scary out here". The pedophile looks down at the little girl and says "You're telling me.....I have to walk home alone". The other day I had to rotate the tires on my Jeep. I do this not as often as I should, but I also take pride knowing that I do it myself. So I was in a hurry because we were packing for the family vacation. I only had about 2 hours to do it and I forgot where I left most the tools. So the first hours was me looking for tools. Anyways.....I was rushing and had two tires off. I got distracted and tripped over a tire. Fell straight on my knee. It hurt. But that wasn't the bad part of that. The bad part.....I couldn't put too much sun screen on it the next day and the knee got sun burnt. So I walk around this past week with a stiff knee. Not the best way to get around. Hot air balloons? That's an amazing way to get around. So the big news? Not the sun. Not my knee. Not the dog days of summer. It's my nation. I am sick of this game and need a change. So here it is. I'm open to going anywhere and being used for any purpose. I don't want money. I don't want resources. I don't want anything but crazy. You come up with a plan.....let me join your alliance and let's do it. Sick of sitting around and wasting away here. The game is stale and it's because they want to make another stale game. Screw it. Let's have some fun. I will go anywhere and do anything. I leave you on this........I enjoy myself. Leader of Fraggle Rock (Honestly forgot who I left in charge) The Nation of Fraggle Rock 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuckface Larry Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I wish I had an alliance just to start a war with Fraggle. By which I mean fighting alongside Fraggle until she inevitably turns and murders me, then coups my alliance, gets bored with it and leaves it in shambles. Oh, the fun we could have. 3 Quote All die anderen wollen mich vor Ihr bewahren und alles, was sie sagen, ist wahr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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